So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7752. | Gilbert (gibe) | 90.90 | — | 2010-11-04 |
| 7753. | nonquit! (vaurd) | 90.89 | 97% | 2020-03-18 |
| 7754. | Devin (wahtoozie) | 90.89 | 81% | 2016-11-03 |
| 7755. | Flame (panutadk) | 90.89 | 97% | 2021-12-24 |
| 7756. | Misha (ladyvander) | 90.89 | 98% | 2021-12-15 |
| 7757. | lunalululu (lunalululu) | 90.89 | 99% | 2022-07-13 |
| 7758. | Tyler (tjang) | 90.89 | 98% | 2019-05-14 |
| 7759. | T (tcubesak) | 90.89 | 96% | 2017-11-04 |
| 7760. | Triggerfingers (quicktrigge... | 90.88 | 98% | 2019-10-03 |
| 7761. | captain (fegit) | 90.87 | 98% | 2023-07-17 |
| 7762. | liam (liom101) | 90.87 | 95% | 2014-05-08 |
| 7763. | Aaron (freemind2pointo) | 90.87 | 97% | 2021-02-23 |
| 7764. | Shawn (corune) | 90.86 | 96% | 2015-01-06 |
| 7765. | riafi (riafi) | 90.86 | 98% | 2012-02-24 |
| 7766. | DangdutKoplo (dangdutkoplo2) | 90.86 | 98% | 2019-07-30 |
| 7767. | Toots (toots) | 90.86 | 92% | 2014-08-07 |
| 7768. | the (thetrickster10) | 90.85 | 97.7% | 2021-02-17 |
| 7769. | BlitzVonKonohaGakure (spark... | 90.85 | 97.2% | 2023-10-13 |
| 7770. | Peter (habibp) | 90.85 | 99% | 2023-04-07 |
| 7771. | kyle (vendiction) | 90.85 | 97% | 2020-05-13 |
| 7772. | Leone (hungabunga) | 90.85 | 98% | 2012-03-13 |
| 7773. | Hamlet (hamabaya) | 90.85 | 96% | 2015-01-16 |
| 7774. | 𝕔𝕒𝕣𝕝 (varelsen) | 90.85 | — | 2011-02-09 |
| 7775. | hallelujah (veil) | 90.84 | 93% | 2013-08-13 |
| 7776. | Erich (whocaresanyway) | 90.84 | 97% | 2023-06-05 |
| 7777. | AHomieNucleus (galaxxyn1) | 90.83 | 97% | 2023-08-20 |
| 7778. | Nick (coyote96) | 90.82 | 98% | 2023-01-28 |
| 7779. | perdillo (perdillo) | 90.82 | 96% | 2014-03-17 |
| 7780. | DeeFly (deefly) | 90.82 | 98% | 2019-11-13 |
| 7781. | Trevor (lvl85warriorlol) | 90.82 | — | 2011-01-31 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |