I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4402. | 楽しい (derpygod) | 104.31 | 96% | 2018-11-10 |
| 4403. | anikan7 (anikan7) | 104.30 | 98% | 2023-08-10 |
| 4404. | a (apno) | 104.30 | 97% | 2021-08-22 |
| 4405. | sacredpine (sacredpineapple) | 104.28 | 96% | 2025-05-12 |
| 4406. | g (getoffmyflo) | 104.28 | 99% | 2022-03-24 |
| 4407. | geass (curryasian) | 104.27 | 97% | 2022-03-22 |
| 4408. | Nagaku (nagaku) | 104.26 | 98% | 2021-07-05 |
| 4409. | CoveredInBees (coveredinbees) | 104.25 | 99% | 2020-12-28 |
| 4410. | Big (pookpok) | 104.25 | 98% | 2020-02-12 |
| 4411. | Hassan (hassandawy) | 104.24 | 98.7% | 2023-10-22 |
| 4412. | mikale (696969696) | 104.24 | 97% | 2023-09-21 |
| 4413. | LuckyKaloo (luckykaloo) | 104.23 | 96% | 2023-04-30 |
| 4414. | Bernard's (bmadayag) | 104.23 | 98% | 2021-04-21 |
| 4415. | VYCanis (vycanis55) | 104.22 | 98% | 2022-04-16 |
| 4416. | Philip (theworstracer) | 104.22 | 99% | 2021-09-03 |
| 4417. | Ken (yetiowin) | 104.21 | 97% | 2019-12-22 |
| 4418. | Joykill (joykill_) | 104.20 | 97% | 2022-11-14 |
| 4419. | hwalters360 (hwalters360) | 104.20 | 97% | 2022-06-20 |
| 4420. | Upendi (upendi) | 104.20 | 98% | 2018-02-01 |
| 4421. | sparcasm (sparcasm) | 104.20 | 98% | 2018-08-21 |
| 4422. | Caleb (calebx) | 104.19 | 97.4% | 2024-06-07 |
| 4423. | Concomitant (dvorakdork) | 104.19 | 98% | 2021-04-30 |
| 4424. | Peter Ian (casparbayliss) | 104.19 | 98% | 2024-08-06 |
| 4425. | wurlue (wurlue) | 104.18 | 97.9% | 2024-09-02 |
| 4426. | silky (silky_dvorak) | 104.18 | 98% | 2023-03-19 |
| 4427. | Ivan (ipenipent) | 104.18 | 98% | 2021-05-03 |
| 4428. | Ruaidhrí (ruaidhri0403) | 104.17 | 98.3% | 2024-09-25 |
| 4429. | Rane (rtzeng001) | 104.17 | 98% | 2023-11-21 |
| 4430. | dsop (dsop) | 104.16 | 87% | 2017-04-05 |
| 4431. | akira (ssayat) | 104.14 | 98% | 2023-04-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |