The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14283. | Micha (derpeus) | 81.14 | 97% | 2021-08-29 |
| 14284. | Bailey (nob0dy) | 81.14 | 97% | 2019-01-08 |
| 14285. | Dan Whatsolike (dankei) | 81.13 | 96.5% | 2023-08-13 |
| 14286. | Shahid (shahid_abbas) | 81.13 | 94% | 2017-05-27 |
| 14287. | SomeHowUniqueGuy (somehowun... | 81.13 | 98% | 2022-12-21 |
| 14288. | qazaqyanke (qazaqyanke) | 81.13 | 98% | 2023-03-12 |
| 14289. | Lyle (lylesh) | 81.13 | 93% | 2015-09-01 |
| 14290. | Ryan (ry4n0keefe) | 81.13 | 97% | 2022-05-30 |
| 14291. | Maxon (maxxxon) | 81.13 | 93% | 2013-09-01 |
| 14292. | Bushra (shahrib) | 81.13 | 99% | 2019-10-12 |
| 14293. | Stephen (stephen_17) | 81.13 | 94% | 2013-08-06 |
| 14294. | wen (longwen) | 81.13 | 98% | 2020-03-14 |
| 14295. | Myro Bryan (iskwagong) | 81.12 | 95% | 2021-09-20 |
| 14296. | Jonas (legendholyangel) | 81.12 | — | 2010-05-15 |
| 14297. | Song (zeyryu) | 81.12 | 94% | 2012-01-15 |
| 14298. | adam (pseudostripy) | 81.12 | 94% | 2012-03-26 |
| 14299. | Madeline (megaloler) | 81.11 | 98% | 2015-09-08 |
| 14300. | Márton (blackwoood) | 81.11 | 97% | 2014-06-12 |
| 14301. | Mat (spanthyx) | 81.11 | 97% | 2022-03-23 |
| 14302. | ryan (xxryannn) | 81.11 | 96% | 2013-12-13 |
| 14303. | Israel (izzy86) | 81.11 | 97% | 2019-08-18 |
| 14304. | Venkatram (venk3012) | 81.11 | 96% | 2013-11-12 |
| 14305. | Mike (kooka) | 81.10 | 95% | 2012-10-24 |
| 14306. | Carlos (ballistik) | 81.10 | 95% | 2011-07-25 |
| 14307. | Cameron (ballsinyourface) | 81.10 | 97% | 2021-08-22 |
| 14308. | Sukant (sukant) | 81.10 | 92% | 2016-08-26 |
| 14309. | Ricky (chelsky) | 81.09 | 96% | 2016-11-13 |
| 14310. | Annalis (annalis_annalis) | 81.08 | 96% | 2021-05-30 |
| 14311. | Lauren (lala224) | 81.08 | — | 2010-04-03 |
| 14312. | Rustam (androidist) | 81.07 | 98% | 2023-06-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |