The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14860. | Jorryn (vicmg) | 80.51 | 96.7% | 2023-12-24 |
| 14861. | Daniel (danielfromohio) | 80.51 | 96% | 2021-02-12 |
| 14862. | happily (sudala) | 80.51 | 99% | 2011-11-19 |
| 14863. | Mike (vangranger42) | 80.51 | 94% | 2015-08-03 |
| 14864. | Spy (lightningspy) | 80.51 | — | 2011-04-02 |
| 14865. | levon (levonskyway) | 80.50 | 99% | 2020-09-25 |
| 14866. | Cloud (cloud_bolssom) | 80.50 | 96% | 2021-12-24 |
| 14867. | Layla (flarky) | 80.50 | 98% | 2024-03-17 |
| 14868. | VrHam (vrham) | 80.50 | 96% | 2022-05-25 |
| 14869. | Oscar (nicoya007) | 80.50 | 99% | 2025-04-21 |
| 14870. | Chris (chris20032000) | 80.49 | 97% | 2023-02-18 |
| 14871. | jaron (xeproper) | 80.49 | 95% | 2012-09-30 |
| 14872. | Zach (encasedthought) | 80.49 | 96% | 2017-08-10 |
| 14873. | IMcRoni (imcroni) | 80.49 | 96.5% | 2024-05-01 |
| 14874. | Steve (mcgee_00) | 80.49 | — | 2010-08-10 |
| 14875. | [: Ani (mainly_err) | 80.49 | — | 2010-05-10 |
| 14876. | Anabelle (mooopiee) | 80.48 | 96% | 2023-05-10 |
| 14877. | Gramoz (gramozkr) | 80.48 | 97% | 2017-06-21 |
| 14878. | maltinyu (maltinyu) | 80.48 | 96.2% | 2025-01-05 |
| 14879. | Aaron (wigsy) | 80.48 | 96% | 2013-01-28 |
| 14880. | E (spaghet6) | 80.48 | 97% | 2022-06-24 |
| 14881. | Pavan (pa163361) | 80.48 | 99% | 2021-12-04 |
| 14882. | Alex (dacen) | 80.48 | 94% | 2014-03-21 |
| 14883. | Riaan (theofficialplayer) | 80.47 | 98.2% | 2025-01-30 |
| 14884. | bob (ken777lol) | 80.47 | 97.6% | 2024-02-20 |
| 14885. | Ornstein (eliggett) | 80.47 | 97% | 2022-08-02 |
| 14886. | gzip1 (gzip1) | 80.47 | 98% | 2019-09-02 |
| 14887. | ap3rson (ap3rson) | 80.47 | 95% | 2013-04-22 |
| 14888. | Crissvil (khadaffy) | 80.47 | 99% | 2025-04-03 |
| 14889. | CryptoWolf (cryptowolf) | 80.47 | 91% | 2013-08-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |