As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 24794. | oykgha (oykgha) | 47.16 | 96% | 2020-07-17 |
| 24795. | Chiu Wai (hsoscar) | 47.16 | 94% | 2015-06-08 |
| 24796. | Utsah (utsah470) | 47.15 | 98% | 2022-07-04 |
| 24797. | Jonathan (daemonium) | 47.14 | 96% | 2018-04-16 |
| 24798. | Jack (jcoppz) | 47.14 | 94% | 2020-02-14 |
| 24799. | koleraba (noob4love) | 47.14 | 96% | 2021-04-01 |
| 24800. | harsh (harsh15913) | 47.13 | 96% | 2023-05-23 |
| 24801. | Avoy Soham (chips_avoy) | 47.13 | 96% | 2021-12-25 |
| 24802. | Caleb (terminatorredd3) | 47.13 | 95% | 2020-12-14 |
| 24803. | Lennart (herbertuep) | 47.12 | 97% | 2017-10-03 |
| 24804. | GetOnChu (vomit_kiss) | 47.12 | 94.3% | 2023-10-14 |
| 24805. | Shakar (shakar_the_taker) | 47.12 | 94.8% | 2023-10-20 |
| 24806. | Daniel (dani_barac52) | 47.12 | 96% | 2020-11-03 |
| 24807. | C (re4gd) | 47.10 | 94% | 2018-09-24 |
| 24808. | AZOZ4441 (azoz4441) | 47.10 | 95% | 2023-04-30 |
| 24809. | one day 💯 (cyard) | 47.09 | 96% | 2017-06-15 |
| 24810. | Siddharth (spaesk) | 47.08 | 94% | 2021-01-03 |
| 24811. | Daksh (sdj214383) | 47.06 | 94% | 2023-10-15 |
| 24812. | Roelof (roeloflucka) | 47.05 | 96% | 2021-03-04 |
| 24813. | Chase (alpaca_king) | 47.04 | 96% | 2023-09-05 |
| 24814. | Petriux (petriux) | 47.03 | 94% | 2016-03-04 |
| 24815. | Wolf (ch0jr4k) | 47.03 | 94% | 2018-01-10 |
| 24816. | Melda (meldawulan) | 47.03 | 91% | 2016-06-07 |
| 24817. | GOKU (jaseem786) | 47.03 | 95% | 2017-08-16 |
| 24818. | John (popejohnsmith) | 47.02 | 97% | 2022-05-26 |
| 24819. | no (destroyer435) | 47.02 | 94% | 2021-01-27 |
| 24820. | ElderlySnail (littleerika1017) | 47.02 | 96% | 2019-02-18 |
| 24821. | racernumberseven (racernumb... | 47.01 | 95% | 2021-09-19 |
| 24822. | juan (jd_sal) | 47.01 | 97% | 2023-04-29 |
| 24823. | Anshu (shahianshu) | 47.01 | 93% | 2016-09-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |