I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1772. | SpookySnail (spookysnail) | 88.73 | 99% | 2024-06-16 |
| 1773. | AuraBlitz (aurablitz) | 88.73 | 94.6% | 2024-04-30 |
| 1774. | tehfu (brownmilk) | 88.73 | 94.7% | 2024-09-20 |
| 1775. | Michael (val_slow) | 88.72 | 97.8% | 2024-10-07 |
| 1776. | k (mc0sta) | 88.71 | 98% | 2024-10-19 |
| 1777. | Rav (impaledbison) | 88.70 | 96.8% | 2023-10-14 |
| 1778. | tstats[chikster999] (chikst... | 88.67 | 98% | 2024-02-27 |
| 1779. | Taeyang (taeta3) | 88.63 | 96.3% | 2024-05-14 |
| 1780. | tstats[mm_food] (mm_food) | 88.62 | 96.3% | 2024-04-19 |
| 1781. | Sohei (sohei) | 88.60 | 96% | 2023-06-23 |
| 1782. | Philius (phi1ius) | 88.59 | 95% | 2025-03-21 |
| 1783. | Moon (albertasdude) | 88.58 | 97% | 2024-08-26 |
| 1784. | victoria (victypesandstuff) | 88.58 | 96% | 2024-01-16 |
| 1785. | Drey (ellendren) | 88.56 | 97.2% | 2024-10-23 |
| 1786. | Matt (buckayow) | 88.54 | 95.4% | 2024-01-04 |
| 1787. | Emily (emklof92) | 88.52 | 96% | 2023-05-01 |
| 1788. | spad1e (spad1e) | 88.51 | 95.9% | 2025-01-09 |
| 1789. | Rishi (rishipoonia) | 88.49 | 97% | 2025-05-26 |
| 1790. | AlexopoulosC (alexopoulosc) | 88.46 | 95.5% | 2024-04-18 |
| 1791. | Not (itsjusttoki) | 88.45 | 97.1% | 2024-11-19 |
| 1792. | Wali (captorcarbon) | 88.42 | 97.4% | 2023-09-22 |
| 1793. | Akribane (aaakribane131) | 88.40 | 96.1% | 2023-08-29 |
| 1794. | Dak (dokato) | 88.40 | 98.3% | 2023-10-25 |
| 1795. | tarifwastaken (tarifwastaken) | 88.40 | 97% | 2025-01-23 |
| 1796. | Feiran (taofifi11) | 88.38 | 97% | 2023-10-24 |
| 1797. | Zobo (raynmetal) | 88.37 | 98% | 2023-04-18 |
| 1798. | GTC4Lusso (gtc4lusso) | 88.36 | 97.2% | 2024-11-09 |
| 1799. | bugbugbug (big_rory) | 88.33 | 97.1% | 2023-06-23 |
| 1800. | tutnek (tutnek) | 88.32 | 97% | 2023-06-21 |
| 1801. | MRLIAUW (mrliauw) | 88.32 | 96.1% | 2024-02-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |