As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8093. | Yerring (secretswimmer1) | 88.17 | 93% | 2015-05-09 |
| 8094. | Snake (snake_eyes) | 88.17 | 98% | 2018-02-23 |
| 8095. | Mandy (itsmandy) | 88.17 | 96% | 2016-07-22 |
| 8096. | Helen (mtssh4k) | 88.16 | 97% | 2018-11-13 |
| 8097. | ajafov98 (ajafov98) | 88.16 | 99% | 2023-05-03 |
| 8098. | Shay (shaykarni) | 88.15 | 96.6% | 2023-12-06 |
| 8099. | Emily (snowserpent) | 88.15 | 95% | 2015-11-12 |
| 8100. | Kersey (strythio) | 88.14 | 96% | 2015-09-01 |
| 8101. | NELiXERY (nelixery) | 88.14 | 98% | 2015-04-13 |
| 8102. | Jared (waffles77) | 88.13 | 97% | 2016-11-12 |
| 8103. | Wandon (wandon) | 88.13 | 96.8% | 2024-07-28 |
| 8104. | jSteez (jsteez) | 88.13 | 97% | 2021-12-10 |
| 8105. | Mad (mad88) | 88.13 | 97% | 2024-07-21 |
| 8106. | Edwin (nightseas) | 88.12 | 97% | 2015-07-21 |
| 8107. | aj (peanut2004) | 88.12 | 97% | 2023-01-10 |
| 8108. | Do (quannnnn) | 88.12 | 96% | 2019-06-28 |
| 8109. | CN (charismanguyen) | 88.11 | 90% | 2015-06-04 |
| 8110. | spad1e (spad1e) | 88.11 | 95.6% | 2025-02-07 |
| 8111. | Jonathan (jonathan081) | 88.11 | 97% | 2020-06-24 |
| 8112. | Mukundan (mukundan314) | 88.11 | 96% | 2023-03-14 |
| 8113. | Michwael Redpants (endlessm... | 88.11 | 98% | 2022-05-09 |
| 8114. | Tamer (tmr0222) | 88.11 | 95% | 2017-09-19 |
| 8115. | Whitney (hollythorn) | 88.10 | 99% | 2023-05-10 |
| 8116. | Warren (warrudd) | 88.10 | 97% | 2019-09-11 |
| 8117. | burptodo (shadyxmd) | 88.10 | 97% | 2018-11-13 |
| 8118. | Seyoung (seyoung) | 88.10 | 97% | 2019-06-29 |
| 8119. | Camerron (camerron) | 88.09 | 99% | 2022-08-18 |
| 8120. | Kevin (kjax) | 88.09 | 98% | 2020-08-22 |
| 8121. | Anthony (burner17) | 88.09 | 95% | 2016-10-03 |
| 8122. | person (bulimia) | 88.08 | 97% | 2019-11-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |