Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3761. | Sunny (sunnyssunflowers) | 70.44 | 97% | 2020-06-01 |
| 3762. | Alex (arslans) | 70.43 | 95% | 2018-04-27 |
| 3763. | Reed (reed120) | 70.42 | 98% | 2018-05-31 |
| 3764. | Marko (markidane) | 70.42 | 98% | 2019-12-02 |
| 3765. | Clarence (jeffdaddybezos) | 70.41 | 96% | 2020-12-09 |
| 3766. | Ethan (ondoyant) | 70.41 | 98% | 2019-06-10 |
| 3767. | MidnightSteph (stevenk01) | 70.40 | 96% | 2020-12-14 |
| 3768. | hazamadra (hazamadra) | 70.38 | 93% | 2018-09-12 |
| 3769. | Ben (p0ssyd3str0y3r) | 70.38 | 94% | 2019-11-11 |
| 3770. | TruwChainz (truwchainz) | 70.37 | 95% | 2018-04-19 |
| 3771. | Hugh (atticush99) | 70.36 | 96% | 2020-12-09 |
| 3772. | Kevin (kytrex) | 70.33 | 95% | 2019-08-30 |
| 3773. | Kardinaal (kardinaalanaal) | 70.31 | 95% | 2020-06-05 |
| 3774. | Isaac (im595126) | 70.31 | 97% | 2017-11-15 |
| 3775. | Andre (grumpymonk2) | 70.29 | 97% | 2020-10-21 |
| 3776. | Maya (misssmayaaa) | 70.29 | 97% | 2019-05-08 |
| 3777. | Dylan (reversione) | 70.28 | 96% | 2020-12-01 |
| 3778. | Danny (spackers) | 70.28 | 95% | 2018-05-20 |
| 3779. | Dongfeng (besieger) | 70.26 | 99% | 2020-06-29 |
| 3780. | OLDASIANLADYzz (captainpj) | 70.26 | 96% | 2019-10-31 |
| 3781. | JJ (jaudi) | 70.25 | 97% | 2018-11-16 |
| 3782. | Kevin (mellowtoucan) | 70.23 | 99% | 2020-08-26 |
| 3783. | Joe (jonathanjojo) | 70.23 | 96% | 2018-12-02 |
| 3784. | Dots (wheremydots) | 70.23 | 95% | 2020-10-04 |
| 3785. | kevinc95 (kevinc95) | 70.22 | 97% | 2018-07-30 |
| 3786. | Fabian (fabii1309) | 70.21 | 95% | 2020-11-12 |
| 3787. | Gene (senseieggroll) | 70.20 | 95% | 2020-11-18 |
| 3788. | Ethan (ethan_w_c) | 70.17 | 96% | 2020-10-10 |
| 3789. | Aldrich (gwaldrich) | 70.17 | 95% | 2020-08-13 |
| 3790. | Muhammad (wabi_sabi) | 70.17 | 97% | 2020-06-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |