Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13687. | Sporak (cheeseballoon) | 79.02 | 97% | 2021-04-27 |
| 13688. | PogChamp (siktaukboi) | 79.02 | 89% | 2015-01-09 |
| 13689. | Dyl (dbambino) | 79.01 | 97% | 2017-12-12 |
| 13690. | tempo (tempoxyz) | 79.01 | 97% | 2021-03-28 |
| 13691. | Kyle (soapynome) | 79.01 | — | 2010-06-13 |
| 13692. | Frederik (velocitytv) | 79.01 | 95% | 2014-02-08 |
| 13693. | Weapon (subparnut) | 79.01 | 98% | 2022-12-12 |
| 13694. | Luke (lukeds) | 79.00 | 95% | 2016-10-07 |
| 13695. | Olaf (gnafoo) | 79.00 | 99% | 2013-06-04 |
| 13696. | tron (tronunator) | 79.00 | 97% | 2021-03-19 |
| 13697. | kamalesan (kamalesan) | 79.00 | 98% | 2022-12-12 |
| 13698. | Aditya (adityapatel103) | 78.99 | 98% | 2022-12-08 |
| 13699. | James (ziskbit) | 78.99 | 96% | 2023-05-18 |
| 13700. | LoadingAndError (loadingand... | 78.99 | 96% | 2021-09-08 |
| 13701. | ngelnjel (ngelnjel) | 78.99 | 98.2% | 2023-09-20 |
| 13702. | Erick (strosekd) | 78.99 | 95% | 2015-01-07 |
| 13703. | Max (morex) | 78.98 | — | 2009-08-30 |
| 13704. | Todd (toddtonytoby) | 78.98 | 94% | 2013-03-31 |
| 13705. | spaceaps (spacecaps) | 78.98 | 98% | 2015-03-14 |
| 13706. | Thinh (thinhtr) | 78.98 | 97% | 2022-11-08 |
| 13707. | Mohammad (mohammad__) | 78.98 | 97% | 2022-03-16 |
| 13708. | Shredrex (shredrex) | 78.98 | 98% | 2022-10-25 |
| 13709. | Kaim (14mkim) | 78.97 | — | 2009-10-17 |
| 13710. | dance (dance_dance) | 78.97 | 90% | 2012-03-09 |
| 13711. | Sara (reina) | 78.97 | — | 2008-10-28 |
| 13712. | Blue Alps, baby! (model_m_k... | 78.97 | 95% | 2022-03-16 |
| 13713. | Connor (connor623) | 78.97 | 97% | 2021-07-23 |
| 13714. | Natchanon (irmia223) | 78.97 | 98% | 2021-11-22 |
| 13715. | aron razaele (aronrazaelevv... | 78.96 | — | 2010-11-01 |
| 13716. | Kunal (kunal299) | 78.96 | 96% | 2021-07-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |