So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 25397. | (monissinom) | 59.39 | 94% | 2021-01-03 |
| 25398. | (estebanwinslesss) | 59.39 | 94% | 2017-09-20 |
| 25399. | cameron (the_chenger123) | 59.39 | 94% | 2013-04-04 |
| 25400. | Billy (super1ha1) | 59.39 | 91% | 2016-06-16 |
| 25401. | Ginta (allstar50) | 59.39 | 92% | 2017-05-05 |
| 25402. | (anuplmchne) | 59.38 | 96.6% | 2023-10-24 |
| 25403. | t (ta123) | 59.38 | 96% | 2016-03-27 |
| 25404. | (swekingeib) | 59.38 | 96% | 2019-08-06 |
| 25405. | Mark (markxing) | 59.38 | — | 2008-10-14 |
| 25406. | YASSER (kifliclt) | 59.37 | 90% | 2015-02-22 |
| 25407. | (l3coolestcat) | 59.37 | 89% | 2016-04-04 |
| 25408. | (wassio) | 59.37 | 98% | 2023-01-27 |
| 25409. | (lg2012) | 59.37 | 94% | 2012-03-08 |
| 25410. | Alexa (hackmyheart) | 59.37 | — | 2011-03-15 |
| 25411. | (yuzu) | 59.37 | 95% | 2013-06-27 |
| 25412. | (srd531777) | 59.37 | 91% | 2012-11-10 |
| 25413. | (sp4cebar) | 59.36 | 97% | 2021-04-30 |
| 25414. | (luckyashraj) | 59.36 | 96% | 2021-01-22 |
| 25415. | (archer7703) | 59.36 | 95% | 2021-12-23 |
| 25416. | (duvks) | 59.36 | 95% | 2022-09-07 |
| 25417. | (fpickles) | 59.36 | 98% | 2021-03-12 |
| 25418. | hector (hectoraki) | 59.36 | 97% | 2014-04-02 |
| 25419. | (johnsy) | 59.36 | — | 2009-11-09 |
| 25420. | (lexcellent) | 59.35 | 92% | 2016-11-09 |
| 25421. | (lostdawg3) | 59.35 | 93% | 2022-02-05 |
| 25422. | Loukas (loukatar) | 59.35 | 97% | 2020-09-28 |
| 25423. | MenacingPotato (nick199804) | 59.35 | 93% | 2015-10-13 |
| 25424. | draft (shinbee) | 59.35 | 92% | 2011-10-18 |
| 25425. | erik (wurliep81) | 59.35 | 95% | 2014-11-18 |
| 25426. | (shuhang1106) | 59.35 | 98% | 2017-09-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |