The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3853. | sməxy (smexyflako) | 107.18 | 98% | 2022-02-16 |
| 3854. | Blade (kingsblade) | 107.18 | 98.6% | 2021-02-19 |
| 3855. | Nicholas (ndonaldson) | 107.18 | 92% | 2016-06-09 |
| 3856. | ΨTransmigrationOfSoulsΨ (... | 107.17 | 99% | 2012-11-24 |
| 3857. | Niek (niekie) | 107.17 | 98% | 2014-08-03 |
| 3858. | Y781797 (y781797) | 107.17 | 94% | 2016-04-12 |
| 3859. | Erin (erschoene) | 107.17 | 95% | 2011-11-01 |
| 3860. | Adam (comptoad) | 107.16 | 99% | 2023-10-02 |
| 3861. | Big (big_cupz) | 107.16 | 98% | 2021-05-19 |
| 3862. | connie (conniexlee) | 107.16 | 97% | 2020-06-29 |
| 3863. | 🦇Goth Clique🦇 (s6lys) | 107.16 | 100% | 2021-01-09 |
| 3864. | Ian (cacapizon) | 107.15 | 96% | 2016-11-24 |
| 3865. | K (ksil2) | 107.15 | 95% | 2015-07-19 |
| 3866. | David (wongtongeaters) | 107.13 | 95% | 2013-05-22 |
| 3867. | Sai (justnov) | 107.12 | 98% | 2021-06-01 |
| 3868. | David (lazyperson99) | 107.12 | 96% | 2013-09-01 |
| 3869. | Sp33d (sp33d) | 107.11 | 93% | 2011-10-15 |
| 3870. | GameBender (anjerbridde) | 107.11 | 97% | 2013-01-06 |
| 3871. | ahmad (reasonistian) | 107.10 | 98% | 2016-11-01 |
| 3872. | tonberrysc (ramenandeggs) | 107.10 | 94% | 2013-01-23 |
| 3873. | Scott (swolchok) | 107.10 | — | 2008-11-30 |
| 3874. | Freddie (freddiebettie) | 107.09 | 99% | 2022-02-08 |
| 3875. | Nick (1truelipstick) | 107.09 | 97% | 2021-11-01 |
| 3876. | Hang (hangpham93) | 107.09 | 98% | 2022-12-12 |
| 3877. | Greg (algrewehou) | 107.09 | 99% | 2013-09-16 |
| 3878. | Alex (alexstrang25) | 107.08 | 98% | 2022-11-27 |
| 3879. | superepic (superepicpig) | 107.08 | 97% | 2022-10-31 |
| 3880. | Mxxi (mxxi) | 107.08 | 92% | 2014-02-20 |
| 3881. | Kill (killdave) | 107.07 | 96% | 2011-12-21 |
| 3882. | Jeremy (jeremyteng) | 107.06 | 96% | 2020-04-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |