Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 574. | Steps (stripedfax) | 101.65 | 97% | 2019-08-17 |
| 575. | (thetanklin) | 101.62 | 98% | 2018-10-09 |
| 576. | (austins350) | 101.61 | 98% | 2017-11-09 |
| 577. | (swegboi) | 101.57 | 98% | 2020-05-30 |
| 578. | Ronak (ronakkaria) | 101.50 | 98% | 2019-04-24 |
| 579. | (imagugher) | 101.49 | 98% | 2019-08-26 |
| 580. | retro (retroflash) | 101.46 | 98% | 2019-09-14 |
| 581. | jeakai (lolilo123) | 101.45 | 98% | 2020-07-01 |
| 582. | Gaw (gawr) | 101.38 | 99% | 2020-10-24 |
| 583. | tstats[marin049] (marin049) | 101.28 | 96% | 2019-11-27 |
| 584. | (andrew998) | 101.26 | 97% | 2020-09-07 |
| 585. | (sparcasm) | 101.25 | 97% | 2018-09-25 |
| 586. | (timbalo) | 101.22 | 98% | 2019-06-20 |
| 587. | Roy (krnruler1235) | 101.19 | 98% | 2018-12-01 |
| 588. | (neckass) | 101.18 | 97% | 2017-09-28 |
| 589. | (ocodile) | 101.17 | 98% | 2019-11-05 |
| 590. | Sovano (sovano) | 101.15 | 98% | 2018-05-17 |
| 591. | seez (seez) | 101.12 | 98% | 2019-09-07 |
| 592. | (kezar123456) | 101.09 | 97% | 2018-06-03 |
| 593. | I'm slower than before :sku... | 100.93 | 99% | 2020-04-28 |
| 594. | (teodoriux13) | 100.93 | 97% | 2019-09-04 |
| 595. | (thezanta) | 100.91 | 96% | 2020-04-28 |
| 596. | TapTapTappy (tomcolemak) | 100.90 | 96% | 2020-08-18 |
| 597. | (inwerpsel) | 100.88 | 99% | 2020-08-18 |
| 598. | (modelm_maniac) | 100.87 | 98% | 2017-09-04 |
| 599. | Soner (soner) | 100.85 | 96% | 2017-09-11 |
| 600. | Andrés (_andresf) | 100.85 | 95% | 2019-06-03 |
| 601. | onah (learning_dvorak1) | 100.81 | 97% | 2020-08-29 |
| 602. | Ruben (minetorpia) | 100.79 | 98% | 2018-09-17 |
| 603. | (grazingsheep) | 100.73 | 99% | 2017-11-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |