So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7150. | (sprachzarathustra) | 92.12 | 98% | 2020-06-12 |
| 7151. | (natural_talent) | 92.12 | 95% | 2014-05-25 |
| 7152. | Bob (thespokenword) | 92.12 | — | 2009-10-06 |
| 7153. | (mbsupermario) | 92.12 | — | 2010-09-03 |
| 7154. | (tsukihimeko) | 92.11 | 97% | 2019-02-03 |
| 7155. | (sewnkin23gg) | 92.11 | 99% | 2021-09-15 |
| 7156. | Malt0 (godcream) | 92.11 | 96% | 2014-10-01 |
| 7157. | (rustyautoparts) | 92.11 | 99% | 2016-09-16 |
| 7158. | (ochu) | 92.11 | 94% | 2012-07-23 |
| 7159. | Samantha (samdan56) | 92.10 | 99% | 2023-08-01 |
| 7160. | (drspock4ever) | 92.10 | 96% | 2011-05-24 |
| 7161. | (caliskimmer) | 92.10 | 97% | 2012-12-18 |
| 7162. | (typeracist) | 92.09 | 98% | 2011-11-01 |
| 7163. | (django_unchained) | 92.09 | 98% | 2015-12-18 |
| 7164. | (vascof) | 92.09 | 94% | 2015-12-22 |
| 7165. | (danfun64) | 92.09 | 96% | 2015-09-15 |
| 7166. | (marco_1) | 92.08 | 96% | 2013-03-12 |
| 7167. | (woonie) | 92.08 | — | 2008-08-23 |
| 7168. | (sovano) | 92.08 | 98% | 2018-01-19 |
| 7169. | (omg911) | 92.07 | 96% | 2023-08-13 |
| 7170. | (isuckgarbage) | 92.07 | 94.4% | 2023-05-21 |
| 7171. | (redjhon) | 92.07 | 98.8% | 2023-05-18 |
| 7172. | MOIST (aznboy578) | 92.07 | 95% | 2014-09-11 |
| 7173. | (bubbleblue) | 92.06 | 92% | 2013-06-05 |
| 7174. | (mjy315) | 92.06 | 97% | 2011-06-22 |
| 7175. | (emibraille) | 92.06 | 97% | 2014-01-28 |
| 7176. | (krnruler1235) | 92.05 | 94% | 2016-03-22 |
| 7177. | (cronizer) | 92.05 | 97% | 2015-12-07 |
| 7178. | (funfalafel) | 92.04 | 97% | 2022-04-27 |
| 7179. | (iwon100grand) | 92.04 | 97% | 2015-08-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |