Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2105. | plasma (plasmavolt) | 79.42 | 97% | 2020-02-26 |
| 2106. | Give me ice (givemeice) | 79.42 | 97% | 2018-04-27 |
| 2107. | Elysium (eclipser) | 79.41 | 96% | 2018-01-24 |
| 2108. | BigBoiBill (big_boi_bill) | 79.36 | 96% | 2019-03-28 |
| 2109. | Keith (keifer81) | 79.33 | 96% | 2019-09-26 |
| 2110. | Dalle (ash_ish) | 79.33 | 96% | 2021-08-19 |
| 2111. | Tony (tonyiscool101) | 79.32 | 98% | 2020-02-12 |
| 2112. | BEing VinCI (ppubalo) | 79.32 | 98% | 2018-05-26 |
| 2113. | dsa8 (dsa8) | 79.30 | 98% | 2021-07-21 |
| 2114. | Panic (panicswitch07) | 79.30 | 96% | 2019-07-28 |
| 2115. | សុធា (sothearpse) | 79.29 | 98% | 2019-02-08 |
| 2116. | Alyssa (clarrissa) | 79.28 | 98% | 2018-01-16 |
| 2117. | NekokeN (hr47) | 79.28 | 96% | 2018-12-27 |
| 2118. | Taylor (trhoward) | 79.26 | 96% | 2019-02-12 |
| 2119. | Alex (manithan) | 79.26 | 98% | 2019-05-10 |
| 2120. | Conspiracy (realkingofgames) | 79.25 | 98% | 2018-12-12 |
| 2121. | Sovahn (sovahn) | 79.23 | 97% | 2019-11-18 |
| 2122. | O R I G I N A L ! (original... | 79.23 | 96% | 2018-01-31 |
| 2123. | Chris (cjwenz) | 79.21 | 96% | 2019-05-01 |
| 2124. | Nick (neepwithin) | 79.21 | 99% | 2021-08-16 |
| 2125. | Joshua (jsongjosh) | 79.16 | 95% | 2019-09-11 |
| 2126. | Jun (jacketwithpockets) | 79.16 | 96% | 2018-11-26 |
| 2127. | michael (dorfman27) | 79.15 | 99% | 2019-03-20 |
| 2128. | Aidil (aidil42) | 79.15 | 98% | 2019-12-25 |
| 2129. | Zevi (zevie) | 79.15 | 97% | 2018-04-27 |
| 2130. | Leon (leon22) | 79.14 | 98% | 2019-04-09 |
| 2131. | Felix (f2862089986) | 79.12 | 96% | 2019-02-15 |
| 2132. | :) (jjz03) | 79.11 | 95% | 2018-09-09 |
| 2133. | Salad Thieves (saladthieves) | 79.10 | 98% | 2019-04-01 |
| 2134. | DANIEL S WEGGA (dizo) | 79.06 | 98% | 2017-09-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |