See, I write jokes for a living, man. You know, I sit in my hotel at night, I think of something that's funny, then I go get a pen and I write it down. Or, if the pen's too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of ain't funny.
—from Mitch All Together, a other by Mitch Hedberg
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5233. | Samit Singh (pianodolphine) | 98.01 | 97% | 2024-04-03 |
| 5234. | blob (blobery) | 98.01 | 98% | 2025-11-08 |
| 5235. | poemich (jerkyice) | 98.01 | 98.1% | 2025-04-08 |
| 5236. | Michael (ezykielue) | 98.01 | 98% | 2021-12-14 |
| 5237. | hhkb gang (nexsic) | 98.01 | 98% | 2020-04-30 |
| 5238. | Grosh (groshgoratz) | 98.01 | 95% | 2021-10-09 |
| 5239. | Benjamin (dokdo_korea) | 98.01 | 98% | 2021-06-29 |
| 5240. | Morris (h0nny) | 98.01 | 98% | 2019-07-27 |
| 5241. | fish (danf1) | 98.00 | 97% | 2022-01-13 |
| 5242. | Jiong Yang (yangfoo) | 98.00 | 97.4% | 2021-02-16 |
| 5243. | imtdk (imtdk) | 97.99 | 98% | 2022-07-20 |
| 5244. | Turbo (turbo_typist) | 97.98 | 97% | 2022-02-17 |
| 5245. | Tuck (tuckagain) | 97.98 | 99% | 2021-03-05 |
| 5246. | :) (pennani) | 97.97 | 98% | 2022-07-08 |
| 5247. | Navarre B Ripol (navarre) | 97.97 | 98% | 2022-11-13 |
| 5248. | Alyan (alyanm) | 97.96 | 95% | 2021-05-05 |
| 5249. | Vanja (njavayellowsteroidcar) | 97.95 | 97% | 2023-05-10 |
| 5250. | Sourav (sourav1230) | 97.95 | 98% | 2020-01-10 |
| 5251. | SledgeHammer (wrinkleflute) | 97.94 | 98% | 2024-02-23 |
| 5252. | Shaun (actual_cannibal_shia... | 97.94 | 97% | 2022-07-30 |
| 5253. | p (m5ldev) | 97.94 | 97% | 2020-12-14 |
| 5254. | Ayusman (p1xxxel) | 97.94 | 98% | 2022-08-12 |
| 5255. | Chris P. Bacon (spicy_toast) | 97.94 | 98% | 2022-03-22 |
| 5256. | Koala (koalatypes) | 97.93 | 98% | 2020-01-07 |
| 5257. | Markada (themarkvi) | 97.93 | 97% | 2021-06-08 |
| 5258. | Felice (felxus_checkstus) | 97.92 | 98% | 2022-05-15 |
| 5259. | myself (sakib9) | 97.92 | 99% | 2025-08-10 |
| 5260. | m4ngo (_aar0n) | 97.92 | 96% | 2021-07-21 |
| 5261. | Mario (marfredd) | 97.92 | 99% | 2019-08-01 |
| 5262. | avona (avona) | 97.91 | 98% | 2025-11-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 34,955 | 83.66 | April 5, 2019 |
| Instant Death Mode | 73 | 97.54 | February 15, 2020 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 123.50 | June 26, 2020 |