I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2615. | George (ge0rob) | 111.39 | 94% | 2015-10-01 |
| 2616. | wahoo (hcyy) | 111.38 | 98% | 2024-11-20 |
| 2617. | l502x (l502x) | 111.37 | 98% | 2022-03-10 |
| 2618. | Ethan (zeusqck) | 111.36 | 97.4% | 2023-09-21 |
| 2619. | James (chopstix94) | 111.36 | 97% | 2016-08-01 |
| 2620. | michael (banane_1) | 111.35 | 97% | 2022-06-16 |
| 2621. | (robert420) | 111.35 | 99% | 2024-11-27 |
| 2622. | drunkndrivr (drunkndrivr) | 111.35 | 97% | 2019-12-24 |
| 2623. | Omar (omarbahgat2003) | 111.34 | 97.7% | 2024-12-15 |
| 2624. | Andrew (andrewbeginner) | 111.34 | 98% | 2023-02-07 |
| 2625. | Humble (sheamusthered) | 111.34 | 95% | 2017-02-11 |
| 2626. | Zachary (hejukaza) | 111.33 | 98.2% | 2024-01-27 |
| 2627. | Dishwasher (vishwas123) | 111.33 | 98.3% | 2021-02-01 |
| 2628. | wally (alphawalrus) | 111.33 | 91% | 2015-08-06 |
| 2629. | Luray (mrblueray) | 111.31 | 98.1% | 2023-12-16 |
| 2630. | God (namasaya__) | 111.31 | 98% | 2022-04-15 |
| 2631. | soupor (soupormario) | 111.29 | 97% | 2019-12-05 |
| 2632. | ! (quickk123) | 111.29 | 98% | 2023-03-24 |
| 2633. | Theo (sharkhead2) | 111.29 | 97% | 2024-01-26 |
| 2634. | Jobo (josephgyu) | 111.28 | 98% | 2018-06-30 |
| 2635. | Dana (cloud5) | 111.28 | 98% | 2015-12-10 |
| 2636. | caskain (caskain) | 111.27 | 97% | 2020-09-10 |
| 2637. | henry 🎩 (henzolo) | 111.27 | 97% | 2021-04-28 |
| 2638. | Realest mang in town (gambah) | 111.27 | 96% | 2015-08-27 |
| 2639. | Dan (dkwall) | 111.26 | 96% | 2015-07-25 |
| 2640. | BEN (hermanatorpc) | 111.26 | 98% | 2020-02-12 |
| 2641. | Erik (eriklvalentin) | 111.25 | 98.7% | 2023-11-13 |
| 2642. | Shmuel (sambo60) | 111.24 | 98% | 2015-11-19 |
| 2643. | carve (carve) | 111.23 | 98% | 2022-04-02 |
| 2644. | ` (mathem4ticals) | 111.23 | 96.6% | 2021-02-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |