So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10581. | Philipp (philipp77) | 84.34 | 95% | 2014-10-07 |
| 10582. | Jonas (jonas_) | 84.34 | 94% | 2017-01-29 |
| 10583. | Jeezy (flllipfog) | 84.33 | 97% | 2019-08-13 |
| 10584. | Edison (kyorkorph) | 84.33 | 95.4% | 2023-10-09 |
| 10585. | abel (lessthanthirtyfive) | 84.33 | 97% | 2021-08-28 |
| 10586. | alexhololivegod (alexhololi... | 84.33 | 95.9% | 2021-02-25 |
| 10587. | M (virgofenix) | 84.33 | 97% | 2015-03-25 |
| 10588. | 15 (givemethenamebeforeiscr... | 84.33 | 91% | 2015-06-23 |
| 10589. | Floko11 (floko11) | 84.33 | 95% | 2016-09-01 |
| 10590. | andy (andyh) | 84.33 | 81% | 2015-09-23 |
| 10591. | Angelos (free_4_rides) | 84.32 | 96% | 2023-03-26 |
| 10592. | mr. (mr_maam) | 84.32 | 97% | 2021-03-02 |
| 10593. | Yashiro (yashiroisana) | 84.32 | 98% | 2013-08-13 |
| 10594. | Wonder Bread (wonder590) | 84.31 | 97% | 2014-12-14 |
| 10595. | Maxi (swimincircles) | 84.31 | 96% | 2021-08-08 |
| 10596. | Adam (nostromo13) | 84.31 | 98% | 2015-09-15 |
| 10597. | Ben (benjed) | 84.30 | 96% | 2021-05-20 |
| 10598. | King Bygone (lil_bygone) | 84.30 | 97% | 2020-03-31 |
| 10599. | Flingo (hikaruex) | 84.30 | 91% | 2017-06-01 |
| 10600. | Ajmal (ajmal21) | 84.30 | 98% | 2022-10-23 |
| 10601. | skream² (galil_gaben) | 84.30 | 97.4% | 2023-07-06 |
| 10602. | MrPlushyBear (mrplushybear) | 84.30 | 96% | 2022-06-23 |
| 10603. | Cameron (narbitz) | 84.30 | 98% | 2023-04-02 |
| 10604. | soulengine (soulengine) | 84.30 | 96% | 2015-11-12 |
| 10605. | Vãi Trí (minhtrihard) | 84.30 | 98% | 2017-06-13 |
| 10606. | CHRISTIAN (chris7ka) | 84.30 | 97% | 2016-07-03 |
| 10607. | Hein (lihuasteel) | 84.29 | 96% | 2014-03-10 |
| 10608. | Sid (sid9437) | 84.29 | 99.7% | 2023-07-12 |
| 10609. | chekic (chekic) | 84.29 | 96% | 2021-10-31 |
| 10610. | Shoot (meows) | 84.29 | — | 2009-03-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |