The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15739. | (levitate_reachthesky) | 78.28 | 95% | 2011-09-03 |
| 15740. | (webcleric) | 78.27 | 99% | 2023-05-23 |
| 15741. | (jacob_hrtn) | 78.27 | 97.5% | 2023-06-23 |
| 15742. | (dil15) | 78.27 | 98% | 2022-05-22 |
| 15743. | Decent (nicokart) | 78.27 | 97% | 2023-02-28 |
| 15744. | (a_str0) | 78.27 | 96% | 2021-06-12 |
| 15745. | (happe) | 78.27 | 92% | 2016-04-07 |
| 15746. | 1060 (thquirrels) | 78.27 | 89% | 2017-03-13 |
| 15747. | blueturtle (esraels) | 78.27 | 94% | 2013-10-10 |
| 15748. | (chrispbrown) | 78.27 | 92% | 2016-03-17 |
| 15749. | (waffles77) | 78.26 | 94% | 2014-10-06 |
| 15750. | (mouldy44) | 78.26 | 93% | 2016-03-22 |
| 15751. | (gomibako) | 78.26 | 96.5% | 2021-02-01 |
| 15752. | (chantalle) | 78.26 | 95% | 2013-03-08 |
| 15753. | (myco24) | 78.26 | 94% | 2013-08-11 |
| 15754. | (comptrol) | 78.26 | — | 2010-03-18 |
| 15755. | Frederick (liquidfyre) | 78.25 | 96.8% | 2023-05-16 |
| 15756. | (degler123) | 78.25 | 90% | 2016-01-08 |
| 15757. | (cdog980) | 78.25 | 97% | 2020-05-07 |
| 15758. | Sothon (sothon) | 78.25 | 98% | 2021-03-21 |
| 15759. | Zurran (zurran) | 78.25 | 94% | 2016-09-30 |
| 15760. | (nursezack) | 78.25 | 98% | 2016-04-29 |
| 15761. | (benyaphets) | 78.25 | 91% | 2016-03-13 |
| 15762. | Jacob (horenzo) | 78.25 | 91% | 2016-09-26 |
| 15763. | (nvsblnts) | 78.24 | 98% | 2023-07-21 |
| 15764. | (zannahdoll) | 78.24 | 99% | 2015-03-13 |
| 15765. | (bleuwhite) | 78.24 | 97% | 2022-10-27 |
| 15766. | qwe (azeem838) | 78.24 | 97% | 2023-02-23 |
| 15767. | (krissaplug) | 78.24 | 96% | 2022-02-05 |
| 15768. | (budgetperson) | 78.24 | — | 2008-11-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |