The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10090. | Zishan (kinnngg) | 46.91 | 97% | 2019-02-23 |
| 10091. | Rodney (blacsnowman) | 46.91 | 97% | 2021-03-19 |
| 10092. | Parker Villanueva (parkeris... | 46.91 | 94.7% | 2023-10-06 |
| 10093. | Bhishm (bhishm_) | 46.91 | 93% | 2022-08-23 |
| 10094. | Saurish (saurishkar) | 46.91 | 93% | 2015-10-16 |
| 10095. | Christian (pheonican) | 46.91 | 90% | 2013-02-25 |
| 10096. | aly (ramenspider) | 46.90 | 96% | 2021-03-05 |
| 10097. | curtis (elijohnson) | 46.90 | — | 2010-04-20 |
| 10098. | itsyomainbish (erikalyn) | 46.90 | 94% | 2017-05-17 |
| 10099. | jonathan (muggles31) | 46.89 | 93% | 2015-09-23 |
| 10100. | Noorudin (noorudin_zangi) | 46.89 | 90% | 2016-11-04 |
| 10101. | Ahmed (ahmedhamdy) | 46.89 | 95% | 2013-08-19 |
| 10102. | June (junehsw) | 46.89 | 88% | 2014-06-19 |
| 10103. | Jaulanbek (jaulanbek) | 46.89 | 94% | 2022-10-10 |
| 10104. | Ashutosh (ashutosh948) | 46.89 | 96% | 2022-06-22 |
| 10105. | Mohaimin Shovon (mzshovon) | 46.89 | 96% | 2022-03-07 |
| 10106. | sothea (sothea9) | 46.88 | 94% | 2020-02-11 |
| 10107. | Henry (henry_21) | 46.88 | 95% | 2022-12-14 |
| 10108. | Yohanes (yohanestheda) | 46.88 | 87% | 2012-08-20 |
| 10109. | 7 (pingas7) | 46.88 | — | 2011-03-29 |
| 10110. | Dv (fabmdv) | 46.87 | — | 2009-04-20 |
| 10111. | vircatro (vircatro) | 46.87 | — | 2009-03-19 |
| 10112. | learner (learner89) | 46.87 | — | 2009-07-07 |
| 10113. | aiuneo (aiuneo) | 46.87 | — | 2011-04-10 |
| 10114. | Jeonghoon (wjdgns1222) | 46.87 | — | 2010-02-10 |
| 10115. | unggoy (machairodus19) | 46.87 | — | 2011-01-14 |
| 10116. | McCoy007 (mccoy007) | 46.87 | 93% | 2016-09-01 |
| 10117. | Rustam (issakhoj) | 46.87 | 92% | 2015-06-07 |
| 10118. | Lotus (flower) | 46.87 | — | 2008-12-26 |
| 10119. | Angarag-erdene (angaragg) | 46.87 | 95.5% | 2023-10-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |