Before I was famous I had a whole bunch of jobs where all I needed was boots. People would look right past me, or if they did look at me, it was with a mean look. But when I got famous, people would look at me and smile and wonder where they knew me from. If they flat-out recognized me, they'd laugh and dance like they'd won a prize, and I'd just stand there and smile and feel warmth from their love. So the fame made the world, which is a real cold place, a little less cold.
—from Based on a True Story: Not a Memoir, a book by Norm Macdonald
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4029. | (xrumcajs) | 102.42 | 98% | 2020-12-23 |
| 4030. | Mindjolt (mindjolt) | 102.41 | 99% | 2021-04-05 |
| 4031. | (rstubtsc) | 102.41 | 97% | 2020-07-03 |
| 4032. | (orgalorg) | 102.40 | 99.4% | 2024-07-15 |
| 4033. | (bobby7564) | 102.40 | 99% | 2026-02-27 |
| 4034. | (sorengaming12) | 102.39 | 98% | 2023-04-25 |
| 4035. | (rzn_) | 102.39 | 98% | 2022-07-05 |
| 4036. | (weather702) | 102.39 | 98% | 2022-09-07 |
| 4037. | (ogkatumus) | 102.39 | 99% | 2021-01-29 |
| 4038. | (meektaco) | 102.39 | 98% | 2021-04-07 |
| 4039. | (swamis) | 102.39 | 98% | 2020-10-20 |
| 4040. | Ryan (direwolf05) | 102.35 | 97.2% | 2023-09-02 |
| 4041. | (swooshmcgoosh) | 102.35 | 98% | 2021-08-09 |
| 4042. | (4thunion) | 102.35 | 98% | 2026-03-06 |
| 4043. | (a_garr) | 102.34 | 98% | 2022-08-02 |
| 4044. | (zdkraner) | 102.34 | 98% | 2022-04-21 |
| 4045. | (bananahors) | 102.33 | 97% | 2025-08-22 |
| 4046. | (tashrif_shahriar) | 102.33 | 98% | 2024-09-12 |
| 4047. | (frantolinispeedolini) | 102.33 | 97.9% | 2024-09-17 |
| 4048. | Andres (atv2307) | 102.33 | 97.3% | 2023-07-06 |
| 4049. | Ben (sorrymj) | 102.33 | 98% | 2021-07-18 |
| 4050. | (phlawless) | 102.32 | 98.3% | 2024-06-02 |
| 4051. | Data (datainferno) | 102.31 | 96.1% | 2024-12-28 |
| 4052. | (kinataki) | 102.30 | 98.8% | 2025-05-23 |
| 4053. | (gordon05) | 102.30 | 99% | 2023-02-17 |
| 4054. | (josefnnz) | 102.30 | 98.8% | 2023-10-19 |
| 4055. | (alphawoman) | 102.30 | 98% | 2022-12-24 |
| 4056. | (wishiwasalt) | 102.29 | 99% | 2025-01-22 |
| 4057. | Andrew (holocene_learning_d... | 102.29 | 99% | 2022-12-06 |
| 4058. | tstats[brandonisstupid] (br... | 102.29 | 99% | 2022-03-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 26,014 | 92.05 | February 25, 2020 |
| Instant Death Mode | 21 | 105.91 | February 26, 2021 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 73.63 | July 29, 2023 |