As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8569. | Kyle (badadc) | 87.03 | 97% | 2019-01-22 |
| 8570. | rideler (rideler) | 87.02 | 99.5% | 2024-11-07 |
| 8571. | fish (blackfishmustard) | 87.02 | 98% | 2023-06-06 |
| 8572. | Antonny (kennelkiz) | 87.02 | 98% | 2021-09-09 |
| 8573. | DocHoliday (leonbrooks680) | 87.02 | 94% | 2016-06-15 |
| 8574. | Sato2020 (sato2020) | 87.01 | 97.1% | 2024-08-29 |
| 8575. | Tomas (tritz) | 87.01 | 97% | 2021-01-20 |
| 8576. | Donovan (donovanle) | 87.01 | 98% | 2021-12-06 |
| 8577. | Connor (jonecon) | 87.01 | 97% | 2019-08-07 |
| 8578. | Marc (truthdoc) | 87.01 | 87% | 2017-04-25 |
| 8579. | Marek (ksydry) | 87.01 | 97% | 2017-06-14 |
| 8580. | Eric (eric397) | 87.00 | 98% | 2021-05-19 |
| 8581. | Maxwell (mlarson) | 87.00 | 98% | 2020-03-05 |
| 8582. | Martin (martin1923) | 86.99 | 97% | 2021-01-26 |
| 8583. | Dusple (dusple) | 86.99 | 96% | 2021-02-05 |
| 8584. | David (dazzlethc) | 86.99 | 98% | 2020-03-16 |
| 8585. | Kiba (kibarado) | 86.98 | 96% | 2025-04-18 |
| 8586. | Allan Peter Cayetano (phili... | 86.98 | 97% | 2022-10-21 |
| 8587. | Sophia (sophiaa_chen) | 86.98 | 97% | 2021-09-28 |
| 8588. | Re4per (light_exe) | 86.98 | 97% | 2022-12-29 |
| 8589. | Lan (bubbleangel33) | 86.98 | 95% | 2015-11-16 |
| 8590. | Zajd (zajd36) | 86.98 | 97% | 2021-05-02 |
| 8591. | Smith (pucymae) | 86.98 | 97% | 2023-02-04 |
| 8592. | hyeonk (hyeonk) | 86.98 | 97% | 2021-07-19 |
| 8593. | Moses (moses297) | 86.98 | 99% | 2018-07-17 |
| 8594. | sfv (va909212345) | 86.98 | 96% | 2016-05-02 |
| 8595. | Samuel (svanpelt) | 86.98 | 98% | 2015-07-02 |
| 8596. | i got 180 finally... (heatrun) | 86.98 | 97% | 2017-09-24 |
| 8597. | Roderick (rayfeather) | 86.97 | 95% | 2017-03-01 |
| 8598. | tstats[armanto] (armanto) | 86.97 | 99% | 2022-03-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |