The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13720. | (akshay_2356) | 37.92 | 92% | 2023-03-07 |
| 13721. | (chuck67322) | 37.92 | — | 2009-04-14 |
| 13722. | (danie) | 37.92 | — | 2009-06-10 |
| 13723. | (zynga) | 37.91 | 97% | 2017-02-19 |
| 13724. | Always Stupid (asah) | 37.91 | 94% | 2013-09-02 |
| 13725. | (h0ngduc) | 37.90 | 95% | 2022-11-18 |
| 13726. | (ullash2_0) | 37.90 | 95% | 2022-11-15 |
| 13727. | (ulday) | 37.90 | 90% | 2013-04-13 |
| 13728. | (dre11) | 37.89 | 85% | 2017-03-07 |
| 13729. | Ale (ale1289) | 37.89 | 92% | 2013-01-20 |
| 13730. | (hylai0714) | 37.89 | — | 2009-04-04 |
| 13731. | (draunzer23) | 37.88 | 96% | 2021-01-09 |
| 13732. | (thampham) | 37.88 | — | 2009-04-11 |
| 13733. | Marcel (tesch) | 37.87 | 96% | 2014-09-06 |
| 13734. | (ohmmeejaa25) | 37.86 | 93.8% | 2021-01-28 |
| 13735. | (timmysus) | 37.85 | 95% | 2021-02-26 |
| 13736. | (guesswho40) | 37.84 | — | 2009-09-23 |
| 13737. | (ammarsya4) | 37.84 | 96% | 2020-12-29 |
| 13738. | Linux (sophealonely) | 37.84 | 88% | 2014-02-09 |
| 13739. | (fadano) | 37.83 | 94% | 2023-09-29 |
| 13740. | (hannahlukiz) | 37.83 | — | 2008-11-04 |
| 13741. | (deepansu) | 37.82 | 98% | 2023-02-23 |
| 13742. | (cool141414) | 37.82 | 87% | 2013-04-05 |
| 13743. | (pawl) | 37.82 | — | 2009-01-15 |
| 13744. | (baldchin) | 37.82 | 89% | 2015-05-19 |
| 13745. | (kingmessi) | 37.81 | 94% | 2023-06-08 |
| 13746. | (siluz_o) | 37.81 | 94% | 2023-05-19 |
| 13747. | (jonsnow21) | 37.81 | 90% | 2021-11-18 |
| 13748. | (sunilrapra12) | 37.81 | 99% | 2012-09-28 |
| 13749. | (coca_cola) | 37.81 | 89% | 2013-06-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |