The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11104. | Mateo (winggomateo) | 87.18 | 97% | 2018-12-07 |
| 11105. | itzNini (exothermic_) | 87.17 | 96% | 2023-12-31 |
| 11106. | Alex (itsldog) | 87.17 | 95% | 2017-03-28 |
| 11107. | Fisty (fisty) | 87.17 | 93% | 2012-02-24 |
| 11108. | sigalig (sigalig42069) | 87.16 | 97.8% | 2024-02-05 |
| 11109. | Chan (pizzx) | 87.16 | 97.6% | 2024-11-26 |
| 11110. | (⌯˃̶᷄ ﹏ ˂̶᷄⌯)... | 87.16 | 96% | 2025-10-29 |
| 11111. | fzerty (shreyasminocha) | 87.16 | 97% | 2021-09-19 |
| 11112. | Catherine (catherinesheng) | 87.16 | 97% | 2020-02-28 |
| 11113. | jared (sadtom) | 87.16 | 97% | 2026-01-11 |
| 11114. | Julia (bskdjewels) | 87.16 | 98% | 2026-01-20 |
| 11115. | Deus (deusseb) | 87.16 | 96% | 2021-04-16 |
| 11116. | VISHU_BADMOS (vishu_badmos) | 87.15 | 97% | 2025-10-31 |
| 11117. | Tejas (crimcrim) | 87.15 | 96.7% | 2024-03-22 |
| 11118. | pwnography (driven) | 87.15 | 95% | 2014-07-11 |
| 11119. | Rachel (rachel1491) | 87.15 | 98% | 2017-12-18 |
| 11120. | Susie (soozer) | 87.14 | 98% | 2016-08-08 |
| 11121. | Stephen (teamjunior) | 87.14 | 92% | 2016-08-20 |
| 11122. | Jackery (hamshank) | 87.14 | 97.7% | 2025-04-26 |
| 11123. | Brady (bradymoller) | 87.14 | 92% | 2026-02-15 |
| 11124. | Derek (konceptzofdeath) | 87.14 | 96% | 2011-05-11 |
| 11125. | Will (hjker) | 87.14 | 95% | 2015-03-15 |
| 11126. | moriartus (sa_rivera) | 87.13 | 96% | 2022-03-12 |
| 11127. | Inesh (69420nice) | 87.13 | 97% | 2022-02-10 |
| 11128. | Cole (colemathew) | 87.13 | 96.2% | 2024-03-04 |
| 11129. | Saagar (stacky) | 87.13 | 96% | 2014-07-07 |
| 11130. | Dingdong Gwantes (mapagmaha... | 87.13 | 96% | 2014-09-13 |
| 11131. | Chris (dealthoughts) | 87.13 | 96% | 2014-06-30 |
| 11132. | | ♬·¯·♩¸¸♪·¯·... | 87.13 | 93% | 2016-11-16 |
| 11133. | slip (sliiiip) | 87.12 | 94% | 2021-05-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |