The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14197. | A L E X (alyx11445) | 81.38 | 99% | 2017-06-24 |
| 14198. | Cryptic (mbgamer01248) | 81.37 | 97% | 2022-06-09 |
| 14199. | catherine (caff) | 81.37 | 89% | 2014-05-10 |
| 14200. | Jack (yezen) | 81.37 | 97% | 2018-05-14 |
| 14201. | Molloch (molloch) | 81.37 | 98% | 2018-02-22 |
| 14202. | Nima (nimayaqmuri) | 81.36 | 96% | 2021-10-27 |
| 14203. | ∞ (lukman999) | 81.36 | 97% | 2020-09-29 |
| 14204. | chuck657 (mrstealurrobux) | 81.36 | 96% | 2019-11-08 |
| 14205. | K (kaorud) | 81.36 | 95% | 2011-06-29 |
| 14206. | ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (sarsippius) | 81.36 | 96% | 2017-09-26 |
| 14207. | Dragonbonus (dragonbonus) | 81.36 | 95% | 2016-03-21 |
| 14208. | keshav (keshav2010) | 81.35 | 92% | 2015-03-20 |
| 14209. | Ryan (sofal) | 81.35 | — | 2008-10-02 |
| 14210. | Magnus (gramovich) | 81.35 | 96% | 2018-05-03 |
| 14211. | Vincent (paz10s) | 81.35 | 97% | 2019-05-27 |
| 14212. | Kevin (kevinni73) | 81.35 | 93% | 2012-03-03 |
| 14213. | Eastsky712 (eastsky712) | 81.34 | 96% | 2023-03-07 |
| 14214. | wandering (crusherxf) | 81.34 | 97% | 2022-10-10 |
| 14215. | Mookk (junshimada) | 81.34 | 95% | 2019-01-30 |
| 14216. | mooth (sooruva) | 81.34 | 96% | 2021-05-31 |
| 14217. | amongla (kagez) | 81.34 | 95% | 2020-04-03 |
| 14218. | Heather (songbird88) | 81.34 | 92% | 2011-07-25 |
| 14219. | Do-Hyun (dkim00) | 81.33 | 97% | 2022-04-08 |
| 14220. | ruzain (ruzain02) | 81.33 | 98% | 2021-12-24 |
| 14221. | david (jrdupd) | 81.33 | 98% | 2015-12-04 |
| 14222. | Sage (sage296) | 81.33 | 97% | 2021-10-29 |
| 14223. | M (maxopie) | 81.33 | 97.2% | 2021-01-28 |
| 14224. | Stephen (dungymitten) | 81.33 | 97% | 2017-10-20 |
| 14225. | Liam (destructov) | 81.32 | 96% | 2020-01-25 |
| 14226. | Kakarot (kakarot930) | 81.32 | 93% | 2023-05-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |