The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12025. | Jamie jaeger (jamie_jaeger) | 85.22 | 96.1% | 2023-08-17 |
| 12026. | Kei 100 (kei100) | 85.22 | 98% | 2021-03-05 |
| 12027. | Julia (smallone4130) | 85.21 | 98% | 2021-03-24 |
| 12028. | THE KID (nschattner) | 85.21 | 97% | 2016-07-22 |
| 12029. | xmandax (xmandax) | 85.20 | 96% | 2020-06-08 |
| 12030. | Thomas (twgfootball) | 85.20 | 94% | 2017-01-20 |
| 12031. | Mats (uxorialrook) | 85.20 | 96% | 2015-11-04 |
| 12032. | Guillermo (schobzax) | 85.20 | 89% | 2014-12-19 |
| 12033. | Aja Na (ajanababy) | 85.20 | 98% | 2017-09-13 |
| 12034. | William (wdk5013) | 85.20 | 97% | 2018-05-20 |
| 12035. | Evan (vandio) | 85.19 | 99% | 2015-04-15 |
| 12036. | Maggy (maggykarp) | 85.19 | 96% | 2012-09-16 |
| 12037. | William (williamquop) | 85.19 | 94% | 2014-02-07 |
| 12038. | rank1typist (rank1typist) | 85.19 | 93% | 2017-01-04 |
| 12039. | lost (lostconquest) | 85.19 | 96% | 2015-05-06 |
| 12040. | farhan (farhank) | 85.19 | 95% | 2012-11-07 |
| 12041. | Veluare (velaure) | 85.18 | 93% | 2014-03-27 |
| 12042. | Simeon (skrtable) | 85.18 | 98% | 2023-02-10 |
| 12043. | Natasha (mrsdaniels) | 85.18 | 97% | 2018-06-01 |
| 12044. | soorena (soorena) | 85.18 | 96% | 2013-05-03 |
| 12045. | Ramiro (rvalde) | 85.17 | 96% | 2020-12-02 |
| 12046. | Gas Guzzler (rugerty100) | 85.17 | 93% | 2016-01-02 |
| 12047. | abs0lutz3r0c007 (abs0lutz3r... | 85.17 | 98% | 2022-09-30 |
| 12048. | Bobby (bton) | 85.17 | 98% | 2021-12-25 |
| 12049. | Derek (buud) | 85.17 | — | 2010-03-01 |
| 12050. | (spudvorak) | 85.17 | 97% | 2022-05-04 |
| 12051. | ppbeto (ppbeto) | 85.17 | 97% | 2012-06-04 |
| 12052. | Kishan (kishan1990) | 85.17 | 98% | 2015-10-12 |
| 12053. | bob (thot_slayer420) | 85.16 | 97% | 2021-06-17 |
| 12054. | Leo (leotwelve) | 85.16 | 97% | 2022-07-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |