As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15873. | daniel (danielphantom) | 70.43 | 96% | 2021-11-12 |
| 15874. | Neithan (neithan) | 70.43 | 92% | 2015-04-12 |
| 15875. | Tcbp (tcbp) | 70.42 | 97% | 2019-03-11 |
| 15876. | yeeahyee (fackinghell) | 70.42 | 95.4% | 2023-10-07 |
| 15877. | urboy (guddaysir) | 70.42 | 95% | 2023-01-17 |
| 15878. | Rk (rktyper) | 70.42 | 95% | 2018-12-26 |
| 15879. | colemak (strongly_typed_col... | 70.42 | 97% | 2020-11-30 |
| 15880. | vel (velsullano) | 70.42 | 96% | 2015-12-05 |
| 15881. | Jamie (stiles128) | 70.41 | 93% | 2015-10-30 |
| 15882. | Irfan (irfanadli97) | 70.41 | 94% | 2021-05-21 |
| 15883. | Surya (ps00rana) | 70.41 | 96% | 2021-03-26 |
| 15884. | Yarohtar (yarohtar) | 70.41 | 96% | 2021-06-17 |
| 15885. | Brum brum (pwnxl) | 70.41 | 98% | 2020-04-02 |
| 15886. | Maazin Munawar (amaazing) | 70.40 | 96% | 2022-03-21 |
| 15887. | ✨✨ (sparkle_sparkle) | 70.40 | 98% | 2021-01-19 |
| 15888. | 班班 (zxas1021) | 70.40 | 96% | 2016-03-16 |
| 15889. | Cotton (soompi_mosaic) | 70.39 | 98% | 2020-06-15 |
| 15890. | DARTH TYPER (darthdiesel) | 70.39 | 98% | 2020-12-07 |
| 15891. | ProfessionalCamelRacer (pro... | 70.39 | 93% | 2016-03-09 |
| 15892. | ᕙ(˵ ಠ ਊ ಠ ˵)ᕗ (... | 70.38 | 95% | 2022-08-11 |
| 15893. | Domdom (diemquynh2223) | 70.38 | 95% | 2016-01-19 |
| 15894. | Paul (polpolpol) | 70.37 | 96% | 2021-10-31 |
| 15895. | Josh (toxiccarrot) | 70.37 | 97% | 2022-08-19 |
| 15896. | lav (lav01) | 70.37 | 97% | 2021-01-05 |
| 15897. | Dade (daad) | 70.37 | 97% | 2021-06-08 |
| 15898. | yea (yea23456) | 70.36 | 97% | 2023-01-14 |
| 15899. | enfi (kazedaaaaaaa) | 70.36 | 97% | 2022-06-11 |
| 15900. | King (huluhuluhulu) | 70.36 | 96% | 2015-12-05 |
| 15901. | Hannah (hms4) | 70.35 | 98% | 2025-02-21 |
| 15902. | kieriekop (_kieriekop) | 70.35 | 97% | 2022-04-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |