So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 24718. | sus (fafmeister) | 60.92 | 93% | 2022-10-14 |
| 24719. | kenestrophic (kenestrophic) | 60.92 | 93% | 2021-09-09 |
| 24720. | Thomas (thomasf1011) | 60.92 | 95% | 2020-12-31 |
| 24721. | Qi (williamz) | 60.92 | 94% | 2016-03-07 |
| 24722. | Zack (slothbear) | 60.92 | 89% | 2012-11-18 |
| 24723. | bob (bobbobbobbobbobbobbobbob) | 60.92 | 94% | 2019-08-06 |
| 24724. | Wendy (wendys) | 60.92 | — | 2009-10-18 |
| 24725. | yui ^_^ (sakyui) | 60.92 | — | 2010-05-17 |
| 24726. | Midnight (onepanda) | 60.92 | 94% | 2016-10-04 |
| 24727. | lasindu (lasindu) | 60.92 | 95% | 2015-02-14 |
| 24728. | Jay (hellhunter) | 60.91 | 85% | 2016-03-19 |
| 24729. | A (youdontseeme) | 60.91 | 95% | 2022-11-01 |
| 24730. | ghaws (ghaws) | 60.91 | 96% | 2021-10-03 |
| 24731. | Lars (aulena) | 60.91 | — | 2009-08-17 |
| 24732. | Kristen (ricekrispen) | 60.91 | 86% | 2015-02-26 |
| 24733. | Varduhi (varduhi) | 60.91 | — | 2011-02-27 |
| 24734. | Jessica (beachcutie20052001) | 60.90 | 87% | 2015-08-19 |
| 24735. | Neil (nscrapper) | 60.90 | 96% | 2017-03-24 |
| 24736. | 7402P (jms2587) | 60.90 | 95% | 2023-03-06 |
| 24737. | Sundar (sundarban) | 60.90 | 92% | 2015-10-13 |
| 24738. | Julio (silentnyx) | 60.90 | 95% | 2015-12-25 |
| 24739. | Maurício (mauodias) | 60.90 | 93% | 2020-09-01 |
| 24740. | Neil (neil_004) | 60.90 | 95% | 2011-06-07 |
| 24741. | Sơn (sonbabys) | 60.90 | 99% | 2012-07-08 |
| 24742. | what eva (kuwait) | 60.90 | — | 2009-07-14 |
| 24743. | Bikram (bikramthapa) | 60.90 | 98% | 2014-11-19 |
| 24744. | Dan (danthanuoft) | 60.89 | 96% | 2018-09-02 |
| 24745. | Noobie (nooobie_typer) | 60.89 | 96% | 2022-08-27 |
| 24746. | keith (packswim) | 60.89 | 95% | 2012-11-29 |
| 24747. | dreek (dreek98) | 60.89 | 97% | 2019-09-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |