I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13258. | dilectus (dilectus) | 78.68 | 96% | 2022-12-10 |
| 13259. | nik (nikoloose) | 78.68 | 98% | 2021-03-15 |
| 13260. | Blaž (bazi2572) | 78.68 | 98% | 2020-10-09 |
| 13261. | eckmeister (eckmeister) | 78.68 | 97.1% | 2021-02-05 |
| 13262. | Steven (sanstotz) | 78.68 | 95% | 2016-08-06 |
| 13263. | Ludvig (lelzarenn) | 78.68 | 96% | 2017-01-08 |
| 13264. | Durum (durumpitta) | 78.68 | 97% | 2016-05-08 |
| 13265. | Ralph (rraallff) | 78.67 | 95% | 2019-02-24 |
| 13266. | Nymex (nymex67) | 78.67 | 97% | 2018-01-05 |
| 13267. | pol (poooool) | 78.67 | 95% | 2020-05-01 |
| 13268. | Andrew (mr_orangestressbry) | 78.66 | 97% | 2019-09-18 |
| 13269. | Robby (icybot) | 78.66 | 95% | 2021-01-01 |
| 13270. | dumb (slothinhumandisguise) | 78.65 | 97.7% | 2024-06-07 |
| 13271. | Ian (ianthetypist) | 78.65 | 97% | 2023-05-18 |
| 13272. | G (gmakzy) | 78.65 | 95% | 2021-09-26 |
| 13273. | guest041717 (guest041717) | 78.65 | 96.3% | 2023-10-23 |
| 13274. | iSyqozz512 (isyqozz512) | 78.64 | 97% | 2023-09-10 |
| 13275. | DU30 FASCIST (tymarc) | 78.64 | 80% | 2017-02-23 |
| 13276. | Bryan (sonar90s) | 78.64 | 98% | 2018-01-28 |
| 13277. | Brady (robotindian) | 78.64 | 94% | 2017-01-03 |
| 13278. | zarry (zarryc) | 78.63 | 92% | 2016-06-01 |
| 13279. | Mateen (mqtyper) | 78.63 | 95% | 2017-08-30 |
| 13280. | Based (basedbranches) | 78.62 | 94% | 2016-04-26 |
| 13281. | jf (jffff) | 78.62 | 97% | 2024-11-05 |
| 13282. | Veduv (jigachad) | 78.62 | 97% | 2022-06-26 |
| 13283. | A (aarondhary) | 78.62 | 95% | 2021-01-22 |
| 13284. | Erick (smittywerben) | 78.62 | 97% | 2023-06-22 |
| 13285. | Prosper (prosperhuang) | 78.62 | 97% | 2022-02-19 |
| 13286. | Matt (mattdowning91) | 78.62 | 96.1% | 2023-07-17 |
| 13287. | Benji (alittka) | 78.62 | 96% | 2021-02-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |