And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15251. | Brian (scottyb) | 87.57 | 90% | 2016-07-23 |
| 15252. | Dingus Fish (dingusfish) | 87.57 | 98.4% | 2021-02-28 |
| 15253. | Extraordinary (extraordinary) | 87.57 | — | 2008-11-25 |
| 15254. | P (pushingbits) | 87.57 | — | 2010-03-14 |
| 15255. | ray (rayakakayung) | 87.57 | 100% | 2013-01-30 |
| 15256. | Arg (babyursa) | 87.56 | 98% | 2014-11-06 |
| 15257. | kacper (leszczyn) | 87.56 | 98% | 2018-01-31 |
| 15258. | Luke (doleo) | 87.56 | 95% | 2016-08-19 |
| 15259. | Noctis (toolame) | 87.56 | — | 2011-04-28 |
| 15260. | Prabh (prabh1601) | 87.56 | 95% | 2022-06-20 |
| 15261. | Daniel (darthpikachu) | 87.55 | 97% | 2014-06-03 |
| 15262. | Wayne (xwang4) | 87.55 | 98% | 2021-12-14 |
| 15263. | Becca (niknup) | 87.55 | 97.1% | 2021-02-01 |
| 15264. | nico (nicoomycousin) | 87.55 | 98% | 2022-06-08 |
| 15265. | Eri (bobtentencarracer) | 87.55 | 97% | 2021-01-18 |
| 15266. | WongTang (dalord44) | 87.55 | 97% | 2013-11-12 |
| 15267. | Lucas (akz92) | 87.54 | 98% | 2017-04-06 |
| 15268. | fml (fmldave89) | 87.54 | 98.6% | 2023-06-18 |
| 15269. | Rsijlowpez (rsijlowpez) | 87.54 | 98% | 2019-12-06 |
| 15270. | Bryan (sonar90s) | 87.54 | 99% | 2018-06-15 |
| 15271. | Angie (angelinateodosieva) | 87.54 | 98% | 2015-12-17 |
| 15272. | fish (blackfishmustard) | 87.54 | 98% | 2023-01-09 |
| 15273. | Tommy Lee (dolancodec) | 87.54 | 94% | 2015-03-08 |
| 15274. | Ashley (quantom) | 87.54 | — | 2009-11-14 |
| 15275. | steroids steroids everywher... | 87.53 | 95% | 2013-06-03 |
| 15276. | Anky (thecrankmachine) | 87.53 | 96% | 2016-11-30 |
| 15277. | Aditya (aditya745) | 87.53 | 98% | 2023-04-28 |
| 15278. | Ben (benjib) | 87.53 | 97% | 2021-10-26 |
| 15279. | Chris (cnbrauns30) | 87.53 | 98% | 2020-03-05 |
| 15280. | Phillip (phillip_kim) | 87.52 | 98% | 2021-05-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |