The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7999. | Mauricio (maurizzzio) | 92.22 | 95% | 2015-04-04 |
| 8000. | Will (bigdubs) | 92.22 | 95% | 2013-11-08 |
| 8001. | Coco (ummena) | 92.21 | 97% | 2025-06-29 |
| 8002. | Šimon (tvojematka) | 92.21 | 96% | 2021-09-15 |
| 8003. | Jacky (polyphonyex) | 92.21 | 95% | 2012-04-22 |
| 8004. | Jung Donghee (jharata_king) | 92.20 | 98% | 2025-06-24 |
| 8005. | lol (robloxjohangkor1) | 92.20 | 97% | 2022-09-19 |
| 8006. | Thueras (thueras) | 92.20 | 96% | 2015-09-08 |
| 8007. | Jose (josethomas) | 92.20 | 98% | 2020-02-28 |
| 8008. | Scott (girardls199) | 92.20 | 93% | 2011-06-17 |
| 8009. | Memori (itsmemori) | 92.19 | 92% | 2013-01-22 |
| 8010. | Typi (typist8) | 92.19 | 97% | 2019-03-03 |
| 8011. | Borat (b_orat) | 92.18 | 97% | 2024-05-28 |
| 8012. | hijiki (hijiki) | 92.18 | 99% | 2013-08-22 |
| 8013. | Ryuzaki (ryuzakisultan) | 92.18 | 96% | 2017-02-05 |
| 8014. | Jelly (jeleby) | 92.18 | 91% | 2015-06-20 |
| 8015. | eg (eg__3) | 92.17 | 96.6% | 2025-04-02 |
| 8016. | stacey (gossipgirl1) | 92.17 | 97% | 2025-02-03 |
| 8017. | Rav (impaledbison) | 92.17 | 97.2% | 2025-03-06 |
| 8018. | cheruiyot (son_of_man) | 92.17 | 96% | 2023-12-21 |
| 8019. | Noah (noah_o_n) | 92.17 | 96% | 2018-03-01 |
| 8020. | Mythia (rumieru) | 92.17 | 98% | 2019-08-19 |
| 8021. | Enzo (crazie) | 92.17 | 95% | 2014-09-21 |
| 8022. | DarthVader (usernamessuck) | 92.16 | 97% | 2022-02-16 |
| 8023. | teethmc (dudeboi63589) | 92.16 | 98% | 2021-12-15 |
| 8024. | Nathan (nathanbyers) | 92.16 | 97% | 2023-06-16 |
| 8025. | Viacheslav (execute_) | 92.16 | 98% | 2023-08-17 |
| 8026. | HotClaw (hotclaw) | 92.16 | 99% | 2021-07-04 |
| 8027. | Allegro1321 (allegro1321) | 92.16 | 98% | 2012-08-04 |
| 8028. | Aaron (dunclapicus) | 92.15 | 95% | 2017-02-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |