Look man... I can't watch this. I can't take this torture no more, I can't... I can't watch this. Pay the bills, station break. Break it down! Operators are standing by. Cubic zirconium necklace. You're soaking in it. And our fabulous swimsuit issue. When you've got a headache this big. Read the book. This is your brain on drugs. I've fallen and I can't get up!
—from I Can't Watch This, a song by "Weird Al" Yankovic
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1384. | David (leepictrollexd) | 88.55 | 97% | 2020-08-14 |
| 1385. | Cole (luigi0328) | 88.53 | 97% | 2019-10-27 |
| 1386. | Samuli (st6er) | 88.51 | 98% | 2017-07-10 |
| 1387. | Durum (durumpitta) | 88.49 | 99% | 2019-05-03 |
| 1388. | Beddytear (beddytear) | 88.48 | 97% | 2020-12-19 |
| 1389. | Bleh (entropian) | 88.48 | 99% | 2019-04-16 |
| 1390. | cosdaj (cosdaj) | 88.43 | 99% | 2020-09-22 |
| 1391. | Ita (ita17) | 88.43 | 98% | 2020-04-19 |
| 1392. | Alf (the_destroyer_of_worlds) | 88.41 | 98% | 2020-11-15 |
| 1393. | seth (steve321) | 88.41 | 98% | 2019-12-05 |
| 1394. | PhlyingPhingers (phlyingphi... | 88.41 | 98% | 2019-05-14 |
| 1395. | Aerdayne (aerdayne) | 88.41 | 97% | 2019-04-23 |
| 1396. | Cika (xqubby) | 88.40 | 96% | 2020-02-20 |
| 1397. | Button (mhd0) | 88.39 | 99% | 2017-07-19 |
| 1398. | jot (onlyjot) | 88.38 | 97% | 2020-11-11 |
| 1399. | Speedies19 (speedies19) | 88.36 | 96% | 2020-06-28 |
| 1400. | cheruiyot (son_of_man) | 88.35 | 96% | 2019-10-31 |
| 1401. | Boris (bb667) | 88.33 | 97% | 2020-06-04 |
| 1402. | Damien (fetus_mcgee) | 88.32 | 96% | 2019-08-03 |
| 1403. | Fedwig (fedwig) | 88.32 | 97% | 2017-09-19 |
| 1404. | GMK Handarbeit (rp1324) | 88.32 | 96% | 2019-01-26 |
| 1405. | Zn (z1ny) | 88.32 | 97% | 2019-02-10 |
| 1406. | Antman (mastersushichef) | 88.31 | 98% | 2018-04-23 |
| 1407. | tstats[marin049] (marin049) | 88.29 | 96% | 2020-03-24 |
| 1408. | tanjinyi (tanjinyi) | 88.29 | 98% | 2018-10-10 |
| 1409. | Igor (skeef79) | 88.25 | 98% | 2020-12-18 |
| 1410. | Kevin (kevinmeseeyou) | 88.24 | 98% | 2020-08-10 |
| 1411. | Bryan (ogbbae) | 88.23 | 98% | 2019-05-15 |
| 1412. | Jude (dukapa) | 88.22 | 96% | 2019-03-13 |
| 1413. | Tim (thole) | 88.22 | 98% | 2019-07-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,595 | 76.89 | June 26, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 11 | 91.61 | March 4, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 55.43 | August 1, 2020 |
| Sean Wrona's Universe | 1 | 171.18 | April 16, 2017 |