As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11789. | Vikas (vikas7788) | 79.61 | 97% | 2024-06-29 |
| 11790. | Zoltatorrez (zoltatorrez) | 79.61 | 98% | 2022-05-06 |
| 11791. | WelvenDaGreat (welvendagreat) | 79.61 | 97% | 2017-09-21 |
| 11792. | Tunmsie (tunmi_dev) | 79.61 | 97% | 2019-09-05 |
| 11793. | twitch_NotDefense (bravedev... | 79.61 | 98% | 2021-08-22 |
| 11794. | mt005 (mt005) | 79.61 | 98% | 2020-12-17 |
| 11795. | ♠Homer (pimpelkram) | 79.61 | 99% | 2015-10-19 |
| 11796. | Matthew (mattkim217) | 79.61 | 92% | 2016-11-30 |
| 11797. | Miloš (br4nk) | 79.60 | 98% | 2023-01-30 |
| 11798. | hash (mskpyn) | 79.60 | 98% | 2022-05-12 |
| 11799. | Gaspar (gaspimienta) | 79.60 | 96% | 2021-10-23 |
| 11800. | Avi (avi_ouro) | 79.60 | 97% | 2021-01-10 |
| 11801. | Charkz (charkz) | 79.60 | 94% | 2017-01-04 |
| 11802. | André (kreuzfeld) | 79.60 | 96% | 2016-01-19 |
| 11803. | John (naverstop123) | 79.59 | 90% | 2016-04-09 |
| 11804. | Ashish (ashishhh) | 79.59 | 97% | 2017-11-02 |
| 11805. | rawdog (rawdogriley) | 79.58 | 99% | 2024-03-12 |
| 11806. | Semanta (the_who) | 79.58 | 99% | 2022-08-12 |
| 11807. | Jason (typingdoge) | 79.58 | 94% | 2017-01-08 |
| 11808. | cheruiyot (son_of_man) | 79.58 | 96% | 2020-11-16 |
| 11809. | JuniperBlossom (juniperblos... | 79.58 | 99% | 2016-09-27 |
| 11810. | Hu Tao (hu_tao_c6) | 79.57 | 97% | 2024-09-02 |
| 11811. | Brett (megahash) | 79.57 | 96% | 2022-04-04 |
| 11812. | Bob (justawynaut) | 79.57 | 98% | 2018-03-05 |
| 11813. | somethingsomething (datpotato) | 79.57 | 99% | 2018-05-01 |
| 11814. | Samir (wickedl4ndo) | 79.57 | 95% | 2023-03-28 |
| 11815. | Cres (crespear) | 79.57 | 98% | 2021-11-02 |
| 11816. | Ryan (ryan81399) | 79.57 | 97% | 2017-12-10 |
| 11817. | Jason (jasonfrazure) | 79.57 | 96% | 2016-01-15 |
| 11818. | Herlian (herlianzhang) | 79.57 | 97% | 2019-06-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |