The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8965. | (timwan) | 90.91 | 93% | 2013-02-26 |
| 8966. | (mamypoko) | 90.91 | 98% | 2017-10-10 |
| 8967. | (anonymoushack) | 90.90 | 98% | 2016-02-27 |
| 8968. | (azathoth4) | 90.90 | 98% | 2020-07-12 |
| 8969. | Hanis (hanis) | 90.90 | 99% | 2013-08-12 |
| 8970. | (nevermind007) | 90.90 | 96% | 2014-03-12 |
| 8971. | (jac28088788) | 90.88 | 98% | 2020-07-19 |
| 8972. | (lehcar223) | 90.88 | 97% | 2023-08-24 |
| 8973. | (tall_white_alien) | 90.88 | 98% | 2023-03-17 |
| 8974. | (shriramshriram) | 90.88 | — | 2010-06-20 |
| 8975. | (homealone2) | 90.88 | — | 2010-02-10 |
| 8976. | (noodlebuckets) | 90.87 | 96% | 2015-02-28 |
| 8977. | (chrissicake) | 90.87 | 90% | 2013-09-06 |
| 8978. | (ssujithrraj) | 90.87 | 98% | 2011-11-18 |
| 8979. | mdlu (mdlu) | 90.87 | 88% | 2015-04-02 |
| 8980. | (kexlog) | 90.87 | 94% | 2017-01-25 |
| 8981. | (till_death) | 90.86 | 96% | 2022-12-16 |
| 8982. | el (elanamax) | 90.86 | 99% | 2021-05-22 |
| 8983. | (melas1) | 90.86 | 97% | 2020-12-11 |
| 8984. | Said (surrenderordie) | 90.86 | 98% | 2022-11-05 |
| 8985. | (stallion2014) | 90.86 | 98% | 2015-04-19 |
| 8986. | (son2005) | 90.86 | 99% | 2015-01-07 |
| 8987. | Dan (dbrog418) | 90.85 | 97.5% | 2023-06-01 |
| 8988. | (hanafi_saab) | 90.85 | 98% | 2023-02-20 |
| 8989. | (shadowwalker15) | 90.85 | 97.4% | 2023-11-01 |
| 8990. | (catinacomputer) | 90.85 | 98% | 2020-06-29 |
| 8991. | ♫ (_ag_) | 90.85 | 92% | 2016-11-13 |
| 8992. | (tutantontut) | 90.85 | 97% | 2018-04-17 |
| 8993. | (bahjatia) | 90.85 | 96% | 2014-05-13 |
| 8994. | (w_trivial) | 90.84 | 85% | 2013-07-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |