When you're dead, they really fix you up. I hope to hell when I do die somebody has sense enough to just dump me in the river or something. Anything except sticking me in a goddam cemetery. People coming and putting a bunch of flowers on your stomach on Sunday, and all that crap. Who wants flowers when you're dead? Nobody.
—from The Catcher in the Rye, a book by J. D. Salinger
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5954. | Sef (niktarera) | 94.48 | 98% | 2021-04-29 |
| 5955. | Steven (steventheplayer) | 94.47 | 98% | 2025-09-03 |
| 5956. | MidLaneMeme (midlanememe) | 94.47 | 97% | 2022-01-31 |
| 5957. | hgovi (hgovi123) | 94.47 | 99% | 2024-04-18 |
| 5958. | Anthony (aweesomesauce) | 94.47 | 97% | 2024-11-12 |
| 5959. | 자이아 (jariahvue) | 94.47 | 97% | 2023-09-18 |
| 5960. | 🏅🏅🏅 (naod_1225) | 94.47 | 96% | 2021-09-27 |
| 5961. | Kingcob (kingcob) | 94.46 | 97% | 2018-04-05 |
| 5962. | Steven (stoveoveoven) | 94.45 | 97% | 2020-03-18 |
| 5963. | 🐐 (auaomamm) | 94.45 | 98% | 2021-01-06 |
| 5964. | 5 Thousand Singles (milimo_... | 94.45 | 98% | 2022-06-26 |
| 5965. | shouldBeStudying (wolfrem) | 94.45 | 96% | 2025-12-12 |
| 5966. | Madison (mnbutler) | 94.45 | 98% | 2018-08-23 |
| 5967. | Muhammad Haris Naeem (itsha... | 94.44 | 97% | 2025-04-01 |
| 5968. | Firanka (firanka) | 94.44 | 100% | 2023-08-17 |
| 5969. | 🛞 (otomo) | 94.44 | 99% | 2021-10-08 |
| 5970. | Sean (somethingsean) | 94.43 | 97% | 2022-06-23 |
| 5971. | Dim (watlerwhite) | 94.43 | 98% | 2022-03-01 |
| 5972. | saxum (saxum) | 94.43 | 96% | 2016-12-18 |
| 5973. | Weston (wesjamber) | 94.43 | 98% | 2017-06-14 |
| 5974. | Kendall (skeletonsinc) | 94.42 | 98% | 2021-09-21 |
| 5975. | Shawna (shawndromat) | 94.42 | 100% | 2016-11-16 |
| 5976. | nick (icebyte) | 94.42 | 98% | 2018-03-22 |
| 5977. | Chi (348cdt21) | 94.42 | 98% | 2017-01-01 |
| 5978. | rantan (rantanplann) | 94.41 | 97% | 2019-06-24 |
| 5979. | 災禍 (psyaika) | 94.41 | 97% | 2019-04-05 |
| 5980. | J-Money (jacobbeaudway) | 94.40 | 98% | 2022-11-13 |
| 5981. | grep (greps) | 94.40 | 94% | 2017-03-01 |
| 5982. | Weekevy (layvth) | 94.39 | 97% | 2026-02-20 |
| 5983. | geras (gerastv) | 94.39 | 96% | 2021-07-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 39,219 | 83.14 | November 11, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 43 | 88.30 | January 18, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 91.53 | November 3, 2021 |