I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8800. | Elias (eddyede) | 93.49 | 99% | 2023-04-14 |
| 8801. | Thomas (buttnuggetchiu) | 93.49 | 97% | 2020-03-14 |
| 8802. | NV (nnvv) | 93.49 | 97.8% | 2021-01-31 |
| 8803. | jack (jackracer23) | 93.49 | 99% | 2017-09-30 |
| 8804. | Cade (cadeglenn) | 93.47 | 99% | 2021-03-03 |
| 8805. | Avi (avi_ouro) | 93.47 | 100% | 2021-01-11 |
| 8806. | Marchie (marchie) | 93.47 | 98% | 2018-05-23 |
| 8807. | Liaglutide (liaglutide) | 93.46 | 99% | 2024-05-13 |
| 8808. | Lukas (bullton) | 93.46 | 98% | 2018-12-24 |
| 8809. | punj (punj) | 93.46 | 99% | 2021-08-26 |
| 8810. | Raymond (ranerwal) | 93.46 | 98% | 2021-01-10 |
| 8811. | Omar (reci) | 93.46 | 99% | 2019-08-29 |
| 8812. | johnny (stopbeatingme) | 93.46 | 95% | 2017-07-16 |
| 8813. | Jon (mystikj) | 93.45 | 97% | 2021-03-20 |
| 8814. | Plato (observer_02) | 93.45 | 97% | 2020-07-09 |
| 8815. | Andrew (ahalle) | 93.45 | 100% | 2018-10-28 |
| 8816. | pls (pls_) | 93.44 | 98% | 2024-08-03 |
| 8817. | SomethingAzn (somethingazn) | 93.44 | 96% | 2019-10-11 |
| 8818. | Pernekhan (10bd02006) | 93.44 | 98% | 2017-06-20 |
| 8819. | Adrians (adriansnetlis) | 93.43 | 99% | 2019-06-20 |
| 8820. | Spartan (speedrunner1) | 93.42 | 98% | 2026-02-04 |
| 8821. | Matt (mhulley) | 93.42 | 98% | 2018-05-29 |
| 8822. | Pres (presums) | 93.42 | 95% | 2020-02-18 |
| 8823. | AziziAziz (ziziaziz) | 93.42 | 99.4% | 2023-08-17 |
| 8824. | Kevin (pubhub) | 93.42 | 98% | 2019-01-15 |
| 8825. | typerwise (typerwise) | 93.41 | 98% | 2025-06-23 |
| 8826. | Jonathan (jonay90) | 93.41 | 95% | 2026-05-12 |
| 8827. | Lam (lambus) | 93.41 | 97.7% | 2024-02-20 |
| 8828. | zeggy (zegggy) | 93.41 | 97% | 2022-12-04 |
| 8829. | abcd (4568493) | 93.41 | 96% | 2018-06-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |