Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5355. | Larsbergman (larsbergman) | 50.51 | 92% | 2018-12-07 |
| 5356. | Porky (gorkyisporky) | 50.50 | 95% | 2019-04-04 |
| 5357. | Vincent (pachomme) | 50.49 | 99% | 2018-09-15 |
| 5358. | Shawn-j (sanzay_1996) | 50.49 | 98% | 2020-06-04 |
| 5359. | thingy (vibrantsun) | 50.47 | 92% | 2020-11-03 |
| 5360. | EXO (bccdklssxexo) | 50.47 | 96% | 2018-05-17 |
| 5361. | Grant (gboi881) | 50.41 | 96% | 2021-08-15 |
| 5362. | Uzair (uzairali001) | 50.40 | 94% | 2018-01-02 |
| 5363. | Daaa (igopda) | 50.39 | 94% | 2019-07-14 |
| 5364. | Patryk (sirdirty) | 50.39 | 95% | 2017-11-14 |
| 5365. | Foysal (foysalbhuiyan) | 50.39 | 97% | 2020-11-21 |
| 5366. | MMemmemm (antz9t) | 50.37 | 98% | 2019-09-28 |
| 5367. | Yuthika (k80936) | 50.36 | 96% | 2018-04-02 |
| 5368. | Creed (creed1912) | 50.35 | 94% | 2021-07-18 |
| 5369. | Pink (pinkbass) | 50.35 | 98% | 2019-07-08 |
| 5370. | Mark (pap1) | 50.33 | 96% | 2021-08-13 |
| 5371. | Nick (nick43) | 50.29 | 96% | 2020-10-28 |
| 5372. | christopher (something90) | 50.29 | 91% | 2018-10-21 |
| 5373. | Sam (sam77777) | 50.24 | 93% | 2020-12-04 |
| 5374. | John (johndoe7) | 50.24 | 95% | 2019-12-20 |
| 5375. | Mickel (starlord322) | 50.22 | 96% | 2017-12-25 |
| 5376. | Roland (manong50wpm) | 50.22 | 98% | 2020-06-29 |
| 5377. | primrose (abigaillll) | 50.21 | 93% | 2021-07-31 |
| 5378. | Dominik (killerqueen912) | 50.17 | 96% | 2019-03-20 |
| 5379. | Josue (mangalarge) | 50.16 | 97% | 2020-05-20 |
| 5380. | diesbot (t0mbery) | 50.16 | 96% | 2020-06-28 |
| 5381. | mot_and_how (mot_and_how) | 50.15 | 96% | 2019-07-11 |
| 5382. | Jaafar (hammoudgj) | 50.14 | 95% | 2019-11-14 |
| 5383. | Paul (paulm_drive) | 50.14 | 96% | 2019-09-11 |
| 5384. | ＩＳＡＡＣ (i_s_a_a_c) | 50.13 | 96% | 2017-08-31 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |