Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12908. | Vivian (viviangoesmoo) | 80.36 | 87% | 2014-02-20 |
| 12909. | Klydasaurus (klydasaurus) | 80.36 | 91% | 2013-02-01 |
| 12910. | Karan (iamkaran) | 80.36 | 97% | 2021-03-15 |
| 12911. | Kate (savesylar) | 80.35 | 95% | 2014-05-20 |
| 12912. | Fujiwaranosai (fujiwaranosai) | 80.35 | — | 2009-02-01 |
| 12913. | Franco (pussay_wizard) | 80.35 | 97% | 2021-05-07 |
| 12914. | Kaiser (kaiser_hund) | 80.35 | 97% | 2020-09-15 |
| 12915. | FryDrizzle (shakedrizzle) | 80.35 | 96% | 2019-11-21 |
| 12916. | adr (poison_pwn) | 80.35 | 98% | 2022-07-14 |
| 12917. | David (reffi4) | 80.34 | — | 2010-10-14 |
| 12918. | Maria (mariam1) | 80.34 | — | 2008-11-20 |
| 12919. | Neal (neealio) | 80.34 | 98% | 2022-12-13 |
| 12920. | KK (fentsig) | 80.34 | 97% | 2021-09-22 |
| 12921. | florence (florenceandthemac... | 80.34 | 96% | 2022-04-20 |
| 12922. | Mauzy (mauzy) | 80.34 | 97% | 2023-01-23 |
| 12923. | Shawn (set276) | 80.34 | 96% | 2013-02-12 |
| 12924. | David (steekdal) | 80.33 | 96% | 2018-12-17 |
| 12925. | Kenyaaa~~~ (kenzaa) | 80.33 | 97% | 2020-04-27 |
| 12926. | Kimchi (kimch) | 80.33 | 96% | 2021-02-20 |
| 12927. | Someone (someonetyping) | 80.33 | 99% | 2021-01-20 |
| 12928. | senpai (chottomatte) | 80.33 | 97% | 2021-08-08 |
| 12929. | jiffysmores (jiffysmores) | 80.33 | 97% | 2021-07-23 |
| 12930. | Shadhul (speedsterr) | 80.32 | 95% | 2023-03-19 |
| 12931. | Anmol (anmol_up70) | 80.32 | 97% | 2023-02-12 |
| 12932. | simon (i_am_simon) | 80.32 | 94% | 2015-05-18 |
| 12933. | jag (jaggerknot) | 80.32 | 99% | 2020-01-22 |
| 12934. | loli (annalise00) | 80.32 | 98% | 2022-11-07 |
| 12935. | Sledge (sledge_hammer) | 80.31 | — | 2011-04-25 |
| 12936. | Somebody (somebody) | 80.31 | — | 2008-09-15 |
| 12937. | Anton (racketen) | 80.31 | 97% | 2020-04-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |