So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 33978. | Romar (romarpatacsil) | 44.12 | 91% | 2011-09-10 |
| 33979. | jens (sinh) | 44.12 | — | 2011-05-02 |
| 33980. | mcqueen (mcqueen) | 44.12 | — | 2008-09-18 |
| 33981. | Junior (bronco37) | 44.11 | 89% | 2014-01-02 |
| 33982. | Blues (ansku) | 44.11 | — | 2009-10-16 |
| 33983. | Juan (santiaju) | 44.11 | 87% | 2013-12-08 |
| 33984. | Pain14 (ruel14) | 44.11 | 86% | 2013-01-15 |
| 33985. | Muhammad (mhhawari) | 44.10 | 95% | 2023-05-21 |
| 33986. | Luke (gr812nv) | 44.10 | 95% | 2023-06-09 |
| 33987. | mahyar (amidelune) | 44.10 | — | 2008-09-20 |
| 33988. | Dale (garmonbozia) | 44.09 | 97% | 2018-02-01 |
| 33989. | pooaa (pooaa) | 44.09 | 93% | 2022-10-04 |
| 33990. | Jason Hean (jackson95) | 44.09 | 93% | 2021-09-08 |
| 33991. | Andrei Rafael (caperbr) | 44.09 | 95% | 2023-01-20 |
| 33992. | Sam (tsam) | 44.09 | 92% | 2012-10-16 |
| 33993. | leno92 (leno92) | 44.09 | 89% | 2013-01-08 |
| 33994. | Chris (somekoolguy) | 44.08 | 91% | 2012-06-12 |
| 33995. | Manish (manish_89) | 44.08 | 94% | 2020-05-08 |
| 33996. | tstats[salahf5] (salahf5) | 44.08 | 95% | 2020-08-19 |
| 33997. | Yu Xuan (rydle028) | 44.08 | 93% | 2020-04-24 |
| 33998. | Matt (matt_blum) | 44.08 | 93% | 2021-01-23 |
| 33999. | Sophia (candy) | 44.08 | — | 2008-10-20 |
| 34000. | Ashwini (ashrai) | 44.08 | 89% | 2012-11-02 |
| 34001. | Aanchal Sharma (aanchal_sha... | 44.07 | 94% | 2023-01-15 |
| 34002. | vovkalak (vovkalak) | 44.07 | 94% | 2021-03-29 |
| 34003. | Anup (humblehunter) | 44.07 | 91% | 2016-10-08 |
| 34004. | Varun_Shivaram (varun_shiva... | 44.06 | 94.1% | 2023-10-01 |
| 34005. | Toastify (tcatechofficial) | 44.06 | 95% | 2020-10-30 |
| 34006. | ashis (ashis73) | 44.06 | 97% | 2011-10-01 |
| 34007. | bhollas (bhollas) | 44.06 | — | 2011-03-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |