I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12645. | Kacper (platypustheslayer) | 79.66 | 96% | 2021-04-20 |
| 12646. | Filip (opticalswitches) | 79.66 | 98% | 2021-10-16 |
| 12647. | Cade (cadelanktree) | 79.66 | 97% | 2019-11-27 |
| 12648. | Henrik (henke121) | 79.66 | 97% | 2017-11-20 |
| 12649. | Austin (dorrzun) | 79.66 | 94% | 2017-10-05 |
| 12650. | Jadon (j20lardo06) | 79.65 | 96% | 2023-02-01 |
| 12651. | UwU (vintiny) | 79.65 | 96% | 2021-01-22 |
| 12652. | Darren (324941483) | 79.65 | 95% | 2018-07-14 |
| 12653. | Momen (momenarafa) | 79.64 | 96% | 2022-12-13 |
| 12654. | sar (elisar) | 79.64 | 96% | 2023-01-24 |
| 12655. | Demian (demian13) | 79.64 | 96% | 2021-06-11 |
| 12656. | Xecom (xecom) | 79.63 | 96.4% | 2025-05-04 |
| 12657. | Val (sgtvaltzu) | 79.63 | 96% | 2021-07-14 |
| 12658. | Dudeyay (dudeyay) | 79.63 | 98% | 2023-06-24 |
| 12659. | Adrian (adrian4k_) | 79.63 | 95.8% | 2024-12-28 |
| 12660. | Trisha (trighan1221) | 79.63 | 98% | 2018-08-31 |
| 12661. | Ivan (seivo) | 79.62 | 96% | 2020-10-07 |
| 12662. | Do Huu (thanhame) | 79.62 | 95% | 2017-03-16 |
| 12663. | cool guy (nunzstaa) | 79.62 | 95% | 2018-04-29 |
| 12664. | Roy (lordkite) | 79.62 | 95% | 2021-08-17 |
| 12665. | ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (some_guy4444) | 79.62 | 97% | 2019-09-25 |
| 12666. | sunriser45 (sunriser45) | 79.61 | 96.8% | 2023-10-27 |
| 12667. | Armtz (knotavink) | 79.61 | 96.5% | 2021-02-22 |
| 12668. | dreadex (dreadex) | 79.60 | 97% | 2022-05-10 |
| 12669. | I forgor 💀 (kernel32_dll) | 79.60 | 96% | 2021-04-06 |
| 12670. | kykemare II (he_was_right) | 79.60 | 97.7% | 2023-10-15 |
| 12671. | Alexander (chinayy) | 79.60 | 97% | 2018-04-20 |
| 12672. | I choke evrytiem (sandelius) | 79.60 | 98% | 2018-02-09 |
| 12673. | jelly fingers (jellyfingers8) | 79.59 | 98% | 2021-05-03 |
| 12674. | Michael (mikey_is_boss04) | 79.59 | 97% | 2018-09-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |