And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 31758. | Denis (dentih) | 59.56 | 99% | 2013-12-05 |
| 31759. | Royce (panda_7) | 59.55 | 96% | 2022-06-17 |
| 31760. | Paul (e2e4e7e6) | 59.55 | 95% | 2022-12-06 |
| 31761. | abobacar (absky) | 59.55 | 91% | 2013-03-25 |
| 31762. | Hiếu Trần (singingpango... | 59.54 | 95% | 2021-08-23 |
| 31763. | zakir (zakirhossen) | 59.54 | 96% | 2023-08-15 |
| 31764. | Wozunubi (wozunubi23) | 59.54 | 95% | 2020-08-21 |
| 31765. | Cody (codtech) | 59.54 | 97% | 2019-05-05 |
| 31766. | J.G. (jznhljg) | 59.54 | — | 2011-01-29 |
| 31767. | Lee (tobewhitehacker) | 59.53 | 92% | 2021-03-05 |
| 31768. | Frank (fanyang) | 59.53 | 94% | 2012-11-08 |
| 31769. | Sean (yellaw) | 59.52 | 95% | 2017-10-28 |
| 31770. | Sahil (sahil_sa) | 59.52 | 95% | 2022-03-19 |
| 31771. | Sean (seankoay8) | 59.52 | 94% | 2020-08-07 |
| 31772. | Mikael (linduxed) | 59.52 | 89% | 2011-08-12 |
| 31773. | J (xavvy) | 59.52 | 95% | 2012-05-25 |
| 31774. | Will (shneme01) | 59.51 | 93% | 2018-01-17 |
| 31775. | Matthew (solosice) | 59.51 | 95% | 2019-04-11 |
| 31776. | Arvind (arvind81983) | 59.51 | 88% | 2016-08-25 |
| 31777. | Yoga (yogaprasss) | 59.51 | 97% | 2019-07-11 |
| 31778. | snuskhumrn (snuskhumriken) | 59.50 | 98% | 2022-09-02 |
| 31779. | yeet to space (sn00py1310) | 59.50 | 95% | 2021-07-31 |
| 31780. | Rawest_Dawg (raw_dawg) | 59.50 | 96% | 2021-04-16 |
| 31781. | Aalekh (ironman_iiith) | 59.50 | 91% | 2015-04-02 |
| 31782. | Meinrad (meinrad) | 59.50 | 92% | 2014-10-13 |
| 31783. | Michał (mtommy) | 59.49 | 95% | 2021-06-08 |
| 31784. | guest (okokok1234) | 59.48 | 96% | 2021-10-16 |
| 31785. | DragonDeezNuts (procrastina... | 59.48 | 96% | 2023-05-13 |
| 31786. | Jeffrey (jeffreyvee) | 59.48 | 95% | 2021-02-15 |
| 31787. | Andrew (milk_stache) | 59.48 | 95% | 2019-12-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |