The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2498. | xSora (xsora) | 114.33 | 99% | 2021-11-10 |
| 2499. | (welltwell) | 114.32 | 97% | 2021-07-24 |
| 2500. | Bob (peanut2) | 114.32 | 99% | 2011-11-26 |
| 2501. | ndtn (kurachi) | 114.32 | — | 2010-04-12 |
| 2502. | M (nazarene7) | 114.30 | 97.6% | 2023-08-19 |
| 2503. | Amanda (mandapanda806) | 114.30 | — | 2009-01-29 |
| 2504. | Fuzzy the Great (fuzzythegr... | 114.30 | 98% | 2018-12-20 |
| 2505. | invjac (invjac) | 114.28 | 98% | 2021-09-30 |
| 2506. | UrNm (shushworld) | 114.28 | 96% | 2016-05-02 |
| 2507. | Bellatrix (crissj) | 114.28 | 97% | 2013-12-08 |
| 2508. | Sarym (_sarim_) | 114.28 | 97% | 2017-11-15 |
| 2509. | Andrew (mizdachubz) | 114.27 | 98% | 2015-03-12 |
| 2510. | ivan (gaze) | 114.27 | — | 2010-05-22 |
| 2511. | Andrew (swishy) | 114.26 | 95% | 2011-07-21 |
| 2512. | - (ndca) | 114.25 | 99% | 2023-01-11 |
| 2513. | Timothy (calamity15) | 114.24 | 94% | 2017-04-30 |
| 2514. | Dylan (dmwood) | 114.23 | 95% | 2015-01-11 |
| 2515. | Harry (solorika) | 114.23 | 98% | 2021-06-24 |
| 2516. | Vache (seskie) | 114.23 | 96% | 2011-07-21 |
| 2517. | Megumi (onehundredplus) | 114.22 | 92% | 2016-03-05 |
| 2518. | Tony (pianoforte) | 114.22 | 95% | 2012-08-24 |
| 2519. | Ahmad (wajibdiisi) | 114.21 | 99% | 2019-05-11 |
| 2520. | LLW (llw1) | 114.20 | — | 2009-01-04 |
| 2521. | Chris (fogcityroller) | 114.20 | 96% | 2014-03-23 |
| 2522. | alexander (agizzlefizzle123) | 114.20 | 95% | 2015-03-17 |
| 2523. | Matthew (mlhmatt) | 114.19 | 97% | 2013-10-24 |
| 2524. | ERF (riskybiscuits) | 114.19 | 98% | 2017-11-30 |
| 2525. | ender (_ender_) | 114.19 | — | 2009-10-02 |
| 2526. | Garrett (fidalgo) | 114.18 | 96% | 2011-11-02 |
| 2527. | I'm slower than before :sku... | 114.14 | 99% | 2021-10-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |