So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17742. | (saacology) | 71.37 | 95% | 2023-03-16 |
| 17743. | neil (neil_da_nub) | 71.37 | 94% | 2020-08-06 |
| 17744. | baby (babyshadow) | 71.37 | 96% | 2022-05-31 |
| 17745. | (rahulburrito) | 71.37 | 97% | 2021-09-11 |
| 17746. | ender (_ender_) | 71.37 | — | 2009-08-14 |
| 17747. | Lucas (ldmatos) | 71.37 | 91% | 2013-12-02 |
| 17748. | (daneew) | 71.36 | 96% | 2023-06-19 |
| 17749. | Ryan (thief60) | 71.36 | 98% | 2017-07-12 |
| 17750. | (rockingsouth) | 71.36 | 90% | 2015-11-20 |
| 17751. | (dzak3) | 71.36 | 97% | 2016-08-05 |
| 17752. | Sitraka (tsukimurphy) | 71.35 | 95% | 2021-07-02 |
| 17753. | (morvathezd) | 71.35 | 96.1% | 2021-02-13 |
| 17754. | (notfour) | 71.35 | 95% | 2016-11-24 |
| 17755. | (dyloan) | 71.35 | 92% | 2016-01-15 |
| 17756. | (karanjain18) | 71.35 | 95% | 2019-02-13 |
| 17757. | (akazukin_cheche) | 71.35 | 98% | 2012-10-15 |
| 17758. | modittb (modittt) | 71.34 | 99% | 2022-12-15 |
| 17759. | (franklee) | 71.34 | 98% | 2021-02-10 |
| 17760. | (solohan) | 71.34 | 95% | 2023-03-09 |
| 17761. | Redon (redon1998) | 71.34 | 96% | 2022-09-27 |
| 17762. | (parmy) | 71.34 | 96% | 2015-03-23 |
| 17763. | (john_counter) | 71.34 | 92% | 2015-09-17 |
| 17764. | (skullp) | 71.34 | 92% | 2014-03-23 |
| 17765. | Nithish (theunique_123) | 71.33 | 95% | 2022-05-09 |
| 17766. | (jordan_speedy_hands) | 71.33 | 97.7% | 2023-05-31 |
| 17767. | (theskunk1) | 71.33 | 97% | 2017-11-08 |
| 17768. | (danishamir) | 71.33 | 97% | 2020-11-11 |
| 17769. | (kap123) | 71.33 | 94% | 2015-06-19 |
| 17770. | (cherryblue) | 71.33 | — | 2010-04-29 |
| 17771. | Tony (nafahmidi) | 71.33 | — | 2010-07-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |