Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9027. | Sonny (sonny2011) | 88.16 | 100% | 2013-03-05 |
| 9028. | Nic (scylla1) | 88.16 | 96% | 2021-03-08 |
| 9029. | KetanaBlade (ketanablade) | 88.16 | 95% | 2020-11-07 |
| 9030. | Leon (leonume) | 88.16 | 98% | 2022-09-07 |
| 9031. | Abby (aeheffington) | 88.16 | 98% | 2018-02-17 |
| 9032. | MeHdi (mehdiii8) | 88.16 | 100% | 2017-10-07 |
| 9033. | Scarrrz (scarrrz) | 88.15 | 98% | 2019-08-01 |
| 9034. | firedarkS (firedarks) | 88.15 | 97% | 2019-10-09 |
| 9035. | Sora (soralimit) | 88.15 | 96% | 2016-04-17 |
| 9036. | zzr0t (sulj0o) | 88.15 | 96% | 2022-12-07 |
| 9037. | Turdsplitter (chikenfiter) | 88.15 | 98% | 2015-10-21 |
| 9038. | connor (arthalias) | 88.14 | 97% | 2015-06-15 |
| 9039. | Eshan (eshan1618) | 88.14 | 97% | 2017-01-11 |
| 9040. | Vito Scaletta (minaricano) | 88.14 | 98% | 2021-08-19 |
| 9041. | pydu (pydu) | 88.14 | 97% | 2017-12-14 |
| 9042. | Noriz (norizmora22) | 88.14 | 97% | 2016-01-28 |
| 9043. | Dv (fabmdv) | 88.13 | — | 2009-09-28 |
| 9044. | Joe (joefromlongisland) | 88.13 | 98% | 2017-06-27 |
| 9045. | Lithox - road to 7 fingers ... | 88.13 | 90% | 2013-08-09 |
| 9046. | Cris (turbofingers) | 88.13 | 95% | 2013-12-19 |
| 9047. | connor (alldayrelief) | 88.13 | 98% | 2017-08-06 |
| 9048. | huu duy (huu_duy99) | 88.13 | 99% | 2022-03-23 |
| 9049. | Spencer (soliphant) | 88.13 | 98% | 2022-05-02 |
| 9050. | Evan (lowlife_evan) | 88.13 | 96% | 2023-06-28 |
| 9051. | Toby (warhawk339) | 88.12 | 96% | 2021-01-04 |
| 9052. | Ifar (mabrrrrr) | 88.12 | 95.9% | 2023-07-07 |
| 9053. | LikeABox (likeabox) | 88.12 | 97% | 2022-12-19 |
| 9054. | Joe (driedmangoes) | 88.12 | 97% | 2022-09-22 |
| 9055. | radiant (radiant98) | 88.12 | 98% | 2021-07-16 |
| 9056. | Tull (torfindel) | 88.12 | 95% | 2018-02-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |