Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6594. | Nikola (nikola_ni959) | 37.15 | 95% | 2020-04-22 |
| 6595. | Dev (dev_ashraf) | 37.14 | 94% | 2020-10-18 |
| 6596. | never give up until 200 (ma... | 37.12 | 93% | 2017-09-11 |
| 6597. | Naim (naim_elias) | 37.02 | 92% | 2019-07-05 |
| 6598. | XeaLouS (xealous) | 36.70 | 94% | 2018-06-19 |
| 6599. | Arsh (basraon_arsh) | 36.70 | 91% | 2018-07-25 |
| 6600. | glory (glory_vhic) | 36.60 | 94% | 2020-07-10 |
| 6601. | Soull (soull) | 36.14 | 95% | 2019-02-27 |
| 6602. | John (dsumedh) | 35.97 | 95% | 2019-06-06 |
| 6603. | Darkz (darkzanzan) | 35.92 | 91% | 2020-10-14 |
| 6604. | vijaicv (vijaicv) | 35.88 | 94% | 2020-11-09 |
| 6605. | Nakoa Blue (goldtiger7) | 35.86 | 98% | 2020-05-02 |
| 6606. | Saiful (shafi3200) | 35.49 | 96% | 2018-11-21 |
| 6607. | JBK (jeyabalakrishnan) | 35.47 | 97% | 2020-01-18 |
| 6608. | pushakar (pushakardhami) | 34.48 | 96% | 2018-04-19 |
| 6609. | adrian (advanilla) | 33.86 | 91% | 2017-10-20 |
| 6610. | Jesse (solidstatebeef) | 32.91 | 92% | 2018-01-12 |
| 6611. | ᗜSheep (sheepkid) | 32.29 | 92% | 2018-10-13 |
| 6612. | Caleb (slykk) | 31.83 | 91% | 2019-09-18 |
| 6613. | Nick (nickolas_tesla) | 31.41 | 96% | 2020-12-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |