Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4737. | Jarod Augustus (jarodski) | 47.94 | 95% | 2018-07-08 |
| 4738. | Suyog (earthisflat) | 47.91 | 94% | 2020-02-06 |
| 4739. | wasja (diamaid) | 47.80 | 95% | 2017-11-02 |
| 4740. | Oskar (dailypants) | 47.79 | 94% | 2018-04-14 |
| 4741. | Winnie (winniehe) | 47.77 | 97% | 2018-01-26 |
| 4742. | Eva (mermaidspeed) | 47.76 | 98% | 2019-01-17 |
| 4743. | Alex (a_fifus) | 47.73 | 95% | 2017-09-02 |
| 4744. | umer (ukhan12) | 47.72 | 94% | 2019-07-28 |
| 4745. | StantheAsian90 (stantheasia... | 47.69 | 94% | 2018-06-22 |
| 4746. | Akram (akrammiru) | 47.67 | 100% | 2017-09-25 |
| 4747. | Sampson (longurimont) | 47.64 | 94% | 2018-10-17 |
| 4748. | kabir (_kabir) | 47.63 | 94% | 2021-08-05 |
| 4749. | Jonas (oat_punk) | 47.63 | 94% | 2017-12-02 |
| 4750. | Hasnain (makkii) | 47.62 | 94% | 2018-02-18 |
| 4751. | Abraham-Abrahma (abrahamabr... | 47.61 | 96% | 2019-08-22 |
| 4752. | Grizzly (grizzlygunner) | 47.58 | 96% | 2019-03-12 |
| 4753. | Jesse (solidstatebeef) | 47.57 | 94% | 2018-05-16 |
| 4754. | Sasim (sasim) | 47.55 | 94% | 2019-07-08 |
| 4755. | Ash (ashleveltyping) | 47.55 | 96% | 2020-01-16 |
| 4756. | Khen (khen2003) | 47.55 | 96% | 2017-10-14 |
| 4757. | cristian (cristiannm) | 47.52 | 94% | 2018-04-26 |
| 4758. | sourabh (datikas) | 47.50 | 96% | 2018-04-02 |
| 4759. | ninja (vanayas) | 47.48 | 95% | 2020-02-08 |
| 4760. | John (whalenj) | 47.42 | 95% | 2020-02-01 |
| 4761. | Edrean (cobarde213) | 47.39 | 95% | 2017-12-04 |
| 4762. | notfastbutnotslow (bagossan) | 47.37 | 93% | 2019-07-25 |
| 4763. | Pig (disguisedpig) | 47.30 | 98% | 2019-03-05 |
| 4764. | Abdul (abdulraffay) | 47.26 | 97% | 2020-03-04 |
| 4765. | Alex (alexwpm) | 47.23 | 94% | 2019-08-17 |
| 4766. | Gracjan (grax00) | 47.22 | 93% | 2018-07-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |