As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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18383. | Daniel (dmmj) | 64.62 | 94% | 2019-08-17 |
18384. | Varenuk (varenuk) | 64.62 | 96% | 2021-06-02 |
18385. | roflzord (neraa) | 64.62 | 95% | 2015-07-23 |
18386. | Gurvir (gurvirsasan) | 64.61 | 95% | 2019-10-15 |
18387. | Jasmin (jae1287) | 64.61 | 94% | 2017-11-29 |
18388. | スヌープ (snoopdog69) | 64.61 | 91% | 2016-05-24 |
18389. | Gerhard (gkuschnik) | 64.61 | 97% | 2018-07-24 |
18390. | TOTC (take_on_the_challenge) | 64.60 | 95% | 2022-05-14 |
18391. | big (bigbuddha) | 64.60 | 96% | 2021-01-24 |
18392. | DankerTanker (danky420) | 64.60 | 96% | 2023-02-26 |
18393. | going_for_80 (jolosol) | 64.60 | 99% | 2020-08-30 |
18394. | Sarang (ultra_penguin) | 64.60 | 93% | 2015-04-26 |
18395. | aadrm (aadrm) | 64.60 | 98% | 2018-05-27 |
18396. | OnOffSwitch (onoffswitch) | 64.60 | 93% | 2017-03-30 |
18397. | Yoku (yoku) | 64.60 | 92% | 2017-01-31 |
18398. | Tuan Tran Anh (kidji8) | 64.60 | 94% | 2016-02-01 |
18399. | Vladislav (johnsonkh96) | 64.59 | 95% | 2020-02-25 |
18400. | Moe (moeb1us) | 64.59 | 94% | 2021-08-26 |
18401. | Jesse (solidstatebeef) | 64.59 | 97% | 2022-08-18 |
18402. | Believe you can (isndi) | 64.58 | 97% | 2023-09-12 |
18403. | Anhthu (123panthu) | 64.58 | 95% | 2021-01-07 |
18404. | mara (maraisa) | 64.58 | 95% | 2022-04-20 |
18405. | Kuaz (qaz855175b) | 64.58 | 96% | 2023-01-28 |
18406. | nadeem (nadeemgujjar) | 64.58 | 99% | 2020-06-27 |
18407. | Dylan (dilly1) | 64.58 | 96% | 2023-01-04 |
18408. | Azamat (zyntemirov) | 64.58 | 98% | 2018-08-12 |
18409. | prakarsh (pspathak) | 64.57 | 96% | 2022-11-27 |
18410. | Luka (lukapuka69) | 64.57 | 95% | 2022-06-20 |
18411. | Pranav (_vanarp) | 64.57 | 96% | 2023-05-06 |
18412. | Vartira (vartira) | 64.57 | 95% | 2020-10-11 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |