When you're dead, they really fix you up. I hope to hell when I do die somebody has sense enough to just dump me in the river or something. Anything except sticking me in a goddam cemetery. People coming and putting a bunch of flowers on your stomach on Sunday, and all that crap. Who wants flowers when you're dead? Nobody.
—from The Catcher in the Rye, a book by J. D. Salinger
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5701. | Mara (sol_mara) | 95.48 | 98% | 2021-01-31 |
| 5702. | Ivan (ivantakashi) | 95.47 | 99% | 2021-12-15 |
| 5703. | 🐢🐢🐢🐢 (amogh1420) | 95.47 | 99% | 2021-03-10 |
| 5704. | Michael (m_soutar3) | 95.47 | 97% | 2020-06-08 |
| 5705. | timothy (tim3452) | 95.46 | 99% | 2025-12-02 |
| 5706. | DWG (lsunixl) | 95.46 | 97% | 2020-06-02 |
| 5707. | UTF (utf8) | 95.46 | 96% | 2024-05-05 |
| 5708. | Josiah (miitraa) | 95.45 | 97% | 2021-09-17 |
| 5709. | shxvnk (shxvnk) | 95.44 | 97% | 2026-03-13 |
| 5710. | Mouse (shenx) | 95.43 | 98% | 2020-10-01 |
| 5711. | tanuki (tanukiaj) | 95.43 | 98% | 2021-07-03 |
| 5712. | James (wajes) | 95.43 | 97% | 2022-06-28 |
| 5713. | benihana (ledecade) | 95.43 | 97.2% | 2021-02-01 |
| 5714. | Dustin (dustinofolino) | 95.43 | 99% | 2017-03-24 |
| 5715. | Hu Tao (hu_tao_c6) | 95.42 | 99% | 2025-09-16 |
| 5716. | VishnuThatRickRoller (vishn... | 95.41 | 98% | 2023-05-14 |
| 5717. | Joe (joeblob) | 95.40 | 97.7% | 2025-01-09 |
| 5718. | Mirko (solidsnake) | 95.40 | 97% | 2018-09-14 |
| 5719. | Arjun (fierytyper789) | 95.39 | 97% | 2025-05-19 |
| 5720. | Jackson (united9jackson) | 95.39 | 96.9% | 2023-08-15 |
| 5721. | ben (panda_jellyfam) | 95.39 | 98% | 2021-05-04 |
| 5722. | Nicole (n_h999) | 95.39 | 96% | 2016-12-23 |
| 5723. | That's (unenthusiastic_) | 95.38 | 97% | 2022-07-23 |
| 5724. | William (williamc7879) | 95.37 | 96% | 2021-05-14 |
| 5725. | johnbutactuallynotjohn (yes... | 95.36 | 98% | 2022-07-26 |
| 5726. | Jasmine (nyeaow) | 95.36 | 100% | 2023-07-19 |
| 5727. | Anh (fujiwarakazuki) | 95.36 | 97% | 2021-09-06 |
| 5728. | Michael (c00l_procrastinator) | 95.36 | 98% | 2017-08-10 |
| 5729. | Zach (11037) | 95.35 | 99% | 2019-09-17 |
| 5730. | malarkeyposter84 (apresearc... | 95.35 | 98% | 2019-01-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 39,219 | 83.14 | November 11, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 43 | 88.30 | January 18, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 91.53 | November 3, 2021 |