I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1699. | (belgianwaffle) | 118.57 | 99% | 2022-04-27 |
| 1700. | (iconoclasmic) | 118.57 | 99% | 2017-06-07 |
| 1701. | silly zilly (sillybanana) | 118.51 | 99% | 2026-05-13 |
| 1702. | joe (palmfruit380) | 118.51 | 100% | 2025-02-01 |
| 1703. | (monstertaco) | 118.50 | 99% | 2022-12-04 |
| 1704. | (poops_magee) | 118.46 | 98% | 2021-08-03 |
| 1705. | (scint) | 118.46 | 97% | 2019-10-14 |
| 1706. | (ndonaldson) | 118.46 | 99% | 2019-06-28 |
| 1707. | Princh (mvprinch) | 118.45 | 98% | 2021-11-15 |
| 1708. | (the_legend27) | 118.45 | 96.9% | 2023-11-07 |
| 1709. | Max (winstonlisa) | 118.45 | 99% | 2020-10-05 |
| 1710. | (kurtino) | 118.45 | 96% | 2015-12-15 |
| 1711. | (yokang) | 118.43 | 96.6% | 2024-05-08 |
| 1712. | (refractor) | 118.42 | 99% | 2018-05-26 |
| 1713. | redtoothj (redtoothj) | 118.41 | 98.3% | 2023-12-30 |
| 1714. | (patpatpatv3) | 118.40 | 94% | 2016-12-19 |
| 1715. | HUNGRY (hungry04) | 118.39 | 98% | 2024-08-03 |
| 1716. | (solid_raiden) | 118.39 | 98.2% | 2023-12-29 |
| 1717. | (joel6677) | 118.37 | 98% | 2024-06-15 |
| 1718. | (dearmr) | 118.36 | 98% | 2022-09-14 |
| 1719. | (ihavegum) | 118.36 | 99% | 2018-09-11 |
| 1720. | (michaelr7770) | 118.34 | 97% | 2025-05-02 |
| 1721. | (poledancerz) | 118.32 | 94% | 2015-05-22 |
| 1722. | (winersora120) | 118.30 | 97% | 2020-01-14 |
| 1723. | (yosteve) | 118.30 | 96% | 2016-05-19 |
| 1724. | (aqibpak) | 118.29 | 98% | 2024-08-12 |
| 1725. | Hari (li1_jimmy) | 118.29 | 97% | 2025-12-17 |
| 1726. | (admw) | 118.26 | 99% | 2017-12-06 |
| 1727. | (jjskim) | 118.24 | 98% | 2018-01-13 |
| 1728. | (juicyhaluja) | 118.23 | 98% | 2023-05-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |