And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3795. | (sevenly) | 116.97 | 98% | 2016-05-06 |
| 3796. | (desixxbabii) | 116.95 | — | 2009-11-05 |
| 3797. | (deltawk) | 116.95 | 97% | 2012-11-09 |
| 3798. | (tskilla) | 116.95 | 96% | 2011-05-16 |
| 3799. | (amamiyasora) | 116.94 | 99% | 2022-01-06 |
| 3800. | (nioprosc) | 116.93 | 97% | 2023-01-11 |
| 3801. | (kp132124) | 116.93 | 99% | 2021-01-07 |
| 3802. | (ando8) | 116.93 | 96% | 2013-11-02 |
| 3803. | (sweetles) | 116.91 | — | 2011-01-11 |
| 3804. | monochrome (artemis_05) | 116.90 | 97.7% | 2023-07-03 |
| 3805. | (misteeque) | 116.90 | 99% | 2019-02-05 |
| 3806. | (toonvesper) | 116.89 | 98% | 2021-08-05 |
| 3807. | (swagmaster420x) | 116.89 | 94% | 2016-01-05 |
| 3808. | (memphis) | 116.89 | — | 2010-10-21 |
| 3809. | (opsianos) | 116.88 | 98% | 2018-11-13 |
| 3810. | (karlacolleen) | 116.88 | 100% | 2013-03-29 |
| 3811. | (droopydog5) | 116.87 | 98% | 2019-12-17 |
| 3812. | (mizdachubz) | 116.87 | 99% | 2013-03-01 |
| 3813. | (solid_raiden) | 116.87 | 98% | 2014-11-03 |
| 3814. | (vinhpham8598nt) | 116.87 | 95% | 2014-04-12 |
| 3815. | Omar (shift209) | 116.86 | 94% | 2014-12-01 |
| 3816. | Bob (bob_colemak) | 116.85 | 97% | 2020-12-15 |
| 3817. | Char (airrifle4894) | 116.84 | 92% | 2013-05-09 |
| 3818. | (chopst1cksss) | 116.84 | 98% | 2021-11-13 |
| 3819. | (nori_rng) | 116.84 | 98% | 2019-08-02 |
| 3820. | (simon1419) | 116.84 | 98% | 2013-01-25 |
| 3821. | (peggyyyplease) | 116.83 | 91% | 2013-02-11 |
| 3822. | (deathpulse) | 116.82 | 98% | 2022-01-29 |
| 3823. | NeroveX (nf2z47kvvv8c8ns5) | 116.82 | 98% | 2023-07-14 |
| 3824. | (bryx0) | 116.82 | 95% | 2013-01-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |