Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6191. | Kronix (kronix6969) | 95.38 | 98% | 2020-07-28 |
| 6192. | Breana (breenok) | 95.37 | — | 2008-11-08 |
| 6193. | manolis (dimotakis) | 95.36 | 94% | 2015-06-21 |
| 6194. | Vasco (vascof) | 95.36 | 97% | 2015-12-26 |
| 6195. | Sirasith (skyhot004) | 95.36 | 99% | 2019-08-22 |
| 6196. | HousePeople (housepeople) | 95.36 | 99% | 2013-06-20 |
| 6197. | Pepega (noquiterino) | 95.36 | 94% | 2017-05-18 |
| 6198. | Thorondir (thorondir) | 95.35 | 97% | 2019-08-22 |
| 6199. | Loc (tonimorrison) | 95.35 | 95% | 2014-04-08 |
| 6200. | Fabio (willenzor) | 95.34 | 100% | 2015-02-25 |
| 6201. | Riley (rileyborgard) | 95.34 | 98% | 2018-06-16 |
| 6202. | jaso (jasocanfly) | 95.34 | 98% | 2019-12-10 |
| 6203. | Annie (anniexu) | 95.34 | 98% | 2019-02-13 |
| 6204. | Django (django_unchained) | 95.33 | 98% | 2016-07-08 |
| 6205. | Shane (shane_woosh) | 95.33 | 96% | 2021-12-11 |
| 6206. | :) (jjz03) | 95.33 | 98% | 2018-11-01 |
| 6207. | Shapes (yshapes) | 95.32 | 98% | 2022-09-05 |
| 6208. | Nathan (96retsamkcid) | 95.32 | 98% | 2022-02-01 |
| 6209. | Wat (watf) | 95.32 | 99% | 2011-09-28 |
| 6210. | Brandon (solasce) | 95.32 | 99% | 2013-03-21 |
| 6211. | Lois (loislane78) | 95.32 | — | 2008-09-05 |
| 6212. | Tim (minzart) | 95.31 | 99% | 2016-01-18 |
| 6213. | fat ape (miltox) | 95.31 | 97% | 2021-04-28 |
| 6214. | Vivian (dankviv) | 95.30 | 96% | 2019-05-10 |
| 6215. | Moen (superzerox) | 95.30 | 93% | 2013-03-01 |
| 6216. | Shinku (shinku_117) | 95.29 | 97% | 2020-11-10 |
| 6217. | Crom (crom_dullahan) | 95.29 | 97% | 2021-08-15 |
| 6218. | Paolinni (sooshy) | 95.29 | 98% | 2012-10-24 |
| 6219. | saucie (saucie) | 95.29 | — | 2010-06-22 |
| 6220. | DustySheep (smowbog) | 95.28 | 99% | 2021-12-31 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |